Thursday, 18 April 2024

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2023/2024 QUARTER - FINALS REPORT

 


In my previous report, I mentioned how the Quarter – Finals are going to be boring due to the big teams with boring play made it in, save it for PSG and Dortmund. PSG shouldn’t be put in my list of “teams that deserved to be in the Quarters” due to them being almost identical to the others, but their form as of late has been shit. They’re 1st in their league, but their form hasn’t been all high and mighty as it was years ago. So because of that, I give them pity to be here. Dortmund on the other hand, have had way too many ups and downs in the last decade. Always under Bayern’s shadow, not being able to win titles at all. In my eyes, they’re the underdogs. Both home and in Europe. And I thought for sure both PSG and Dortmund would be waving goodbye to the Champions League after the Quarters…

BOY HOW WRONG I FUCKING WAS!!!!

 

Also a HUGE thanks to Arena Sport for actually providing people to watch highlights of any game at any time, you’re real heroes. Still my #1 place for posting highlights of matches for my reports

 

 

 

BARCELONA vs. PSG (4-6)



First Leg: 2-3 for Barca

Second Leg: 1-4 for PSG

 

The first leg was pretty dreadful in all honesty. A narrow 2-3 win for Barcelona made everyone believe that this game’s second leg will be just as boring.

Mbappe (2x), Vitinha and Dembele said otherwise.

While Raphinha did score in the 12th minute, that was his only contribution for Barcelona, as a red card for Araujo in the 29th saw their chances for the semis gone.

It also gets worse as Xavi, the Barca legend, who is now their manager, received a red in the second half for inappropriate behaviour.

PSG thrashed the Catalonian side with ease and are now expecting their opponents in the semis, which will be revealed in the next match report…




 

 

BORUSSIA DORTMUND vs. ATLETICO MADRID

 


First Leg: 2-1 for Atletico

Second Leg: 4-2 for Dortmund

 

To say that this was the craziest game of the Quarters is an understatement.

In the first leg, Dortmund pushed hard and played well, but it just wasn’t enough. Not even for a draw. The game ended in Atletico’s favour, with a not so easy 2-1 victory.

Their manager, Diego Simeone, during a press conference before the second leg, said that he and his team felt comfortable and that a win is guaranteed.

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Dortmund spent no time trying to breach Atleti’s defence. Brandt and Maatsen were the first to successfully deal damage. Probably out of pity, they scored an own goal to give Simeone’s side a chance to play. But sadly, even with that opportunity, Dortmund seized the moment for them to go all out and bang 2 more goals.

Everyone was expecting Atletico to win and advance, as they’re REALLY decent. But man, the underdogs delivered a wonderful performance that rocked everyone’s socks off.

I really hope they go to the finals, face and beat their Bavarian rivals. To exact their revenge for losing the final 11 years ago.

Speaking of their Bavarian rivals…

 



 

BAYERN vs. ARSENAL

 


First Leg: 2-2

Second Leg: 1-0 for Bayern

 

Shit games. Arsenal bottled it like usual. Bayern struggled.

That’s all I can say about these two.

 



 

MAN CITY vs. REAL MADRID

 


First Leg: 3-3

Second Leg: 1-1 (Real won 3-4 on penalties)

 

This was a huge clash between an ancient titan and a so called modern “titan”.

The first leg saw both teams go all out, but a winner was not decided. For Madrid, Ruben Dias, Rodrygo and Valverde were the heroes that scored, whilst for City, we had Silva, Foden and Gvardiol. But in terms of play, both team were equal in almost every aspect and angle.

Second leg, same story, although City were better by a tiny amount.

Penalties are a cruel mistress. In the end, she ended up with the King, rather than some ordinary (and not mention cheating and meddling) Citizen.

 


 


 

 

I was wrong about the Quarter – Finals. I was so, so, so, so wrong. They were exciting and gave me hope that the Semis will be just as awesome.

The following teams that will face each other in the Semi – Finals:

-        PSG vs. Dortmund

-        Real Madrid vs. Bayern Munich

 

See you in a fortnight. No really! You’ll see me posting about the Champions League in 2 weeks’ time…

 

 

 

 

Ѓорѓи „GioGio“ Илиев


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