LUTON vs. BOURNEMOUTH
GET IN THERE!!! COME ON, LITTLE LUTON
TOWN!!!
There’s nothing more satisfying than
seeing the underdog bagging those sweet 3 points at home, in front of your fans.
Luton, for all the hell they are going
through this season, seeing them having wins like these is amazing.
They may have conceded in the 2nd
half, thanks to Bournemouth’s Marcus Tavernier, but their morale didn’t
collapse. If anything, they were determined to make a comeback. Like everyone
watching the match, they were expected to at least score 1 goal and draw the
game.
Carlton Morris (with the help of Cauley
Woodraw) just said: “Nah! We’d win!”
And exactly in the 90th
minute, they won the game.
Should they win their next games (and
Nottingham loses one), then safety in the League is guaranteed for little
Luton…
NEWCASTLE vs. SPURS
Let’s give a round of applause for our
champions Tottenham, winners of the “Top of the Table in October” cup, because
that’s the only thing they’ll be winning this season.
What can be said about this game? Poor
performance from Spurs.
Newcastle were running riot. Isak with
two goals. Gordon and Schar following after.
Not much to write about this one.
WEST HAM vs. LIVERPOOL
How do you manage do bottle it in the
final moments of the season? Just HOW?!?!
As if losing to your rivals 2-0 wasn’t
bad enough, imagine drawing against a team that likes to blow bubbles.
In what should’ve been Klopp’s swan song
of a season with high expectations and a quadruple, everything went down the
drain. This tragedy can be perfectly seen in this game, where Liverpool, after
being down 1-0 at the end of the first half, bounced back 3 minutes in the
beginning in the second, with a goal from Robertson.
Hopes for a win and return for the title
race were greatly boosted after West Ham’s nipple scored an own goal, making it
2-1. Alright, I just wanted to make a joke about Alphonse Areola’s last name
with that one.
But sadly, Liverpool FUCKED it up real
bad in the last quarter of the match, by not being able to save Antonio’s
attempt on time. 77th minute, 2-2.
And that’s how the game ended. Liverpool
had one more chance at redemption, AND THEY BLEW IT!!! Such bottle jobs!
CHELSEA vs. EVERTON
Apart from that clown show in the second
half, when the player were arguing about who to take the penalty kick, the game
was full of excitement.
Cole Palmer is Chelsea’s luckiest
signing this season. The lad is the only thing keeping the club alive at this
point. If it weren’t for him, they’d be in the bottom fighting for survival.
Also Nicolas Jackson and Alfie Gilchrist
shouldn’t be ignored, as they played a role in the thrashing of Everton in this
one.
And I’m sure a certain Angry Rantman would’ve been
proud of his team winning a game with such amount of goals. This last part of
the report is dedicated to Abhradeep Saha, the lad who became infamous for his “THERE IS NO PASSION!!! THERE IS NO VISION!!! THERE IS NO AGGRESSION!!! THERE IS NOFUCKING MIND-SET IN THIS FOOTBALL CLUB!!!” video, where, funnily enough, ranted
about Chelsea losing 6-0. He died on 17.04.2024, after complications following
a surgery he had. And in a way to honour him, The Blues won their game with
that same result. Sometimes, poetry doesn’t need to be written. It just
happens.
Rest in peace, Abhradeep. You had the passion, you
had the vision, you had the aggression, and most importantly, YOU HAD THE FUCKING MIND-SET.
STANDINGS
Busy days are on their way for me, so
only 3 reports will be done in the next month. Maybe one day I’ll be truly free
to write and post whenever and wherever. But for now, football reports for the
short foreseeable future.
Ѓорѓи „GioGio“ Илиев
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