PREMIER LEAGUE MONTHLY REPORT - APRIL

 

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2023/2024 QUARTER - FINALS REPORT

 

In my previous report, I mentioned how the Quarter – Finals are going to be boring due to the big teams with boring play made it in, save it for PSG and Dortmund. PSG shouldn’t be put in my list of “teams that deserved to be in the Quarters” due to them being almost identical to the others, but their form as of late has been shit. They’re 1^st in their league, but their form hasn’t been all high and mighty as it was years ago. So because of that, I give them pity to be here. Dortmund on the other hand, have had way too many ups and downs in the last decade. Always under Bayern’s shadow, not being able to win titles at all. In my eyes, they’re the underdogs. Both home and in Europe. And I thought for sure both PSG and Dortmund would be waving goodbye to the Champions League after the Quarters…

BOY HOW WRONG I FUCKING WAS!!!!

 

Also a HUGE thanks to Arena Sport for actually providing people to watch highlights of any game at any time, you’re real heroes. Still my #1 place for posting highlights of matches for my reports

 

PREMIER LEAGUE MONTHLY REPORT - MARCH

 

March has not been an easy month for me, and everyone else because of two reasons. Firstly, because the month is the darkest for my family. We lost a very important person a long time ago, that his death still has an impact on us to this day. The other is because none of the games that happened in the Prem were that fun. They were actually quite shit in all honesty. I am not going to place Arsenal’s 6-0 win over Sheffield United. I just simply won’t. If it weren’t for Matchweek 30, I wouldn’t have written a full report on the most notable matches of the month. At least during the final weekend of March, Easter happened, so, the month ended on a HUGE positive note.

As for why I didn’t post this on Monday: I was just lazy. That’s the April fool’s joke. I was too lazy to write this…