September is reaching its end and you know
what that means: Me making a report on what happened during specific days of
the month in the Premier League. Before I begin, I would like to mention that
THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IS BACK BABY!!! I will make the reports on that
competition after each stage has been concluded, so it’s going to be a while
before I start talking about it. And also, September was a dick month because
of the International Break, where countries play qualifiers for Euros, Copa
America, etc., and players get injured. Shout out to North Macedonia for again
cockblocking Italy from a win.
Brief intro out of the way, let’s see what September cooked for us…
LUTON TOWN VS WEST HAM
Luton was holding on fine in the first and
second half, doing fine in both defence and attack, but because of their
Championship quality of play style and players, they ultimately couldn’t keep
up with “The Irons”.
The first fall took place in the 37th
minute, when Lucas Paqueta and Jarrod Bowen decided to do a little trolling and
found the net.
Then nothing really happened for a while.
Kurt Zouma, with the help of James
Ward-Prowse, made it 2-0 for West Ham. This time however, Kurt kicked the ball
in the back of the net, and not a random cat.
Luton’s Mads Andersen scored in stoppage time to make it 2-1, but it wasn’t enough for Luton to at least draw a point of this match. I mean, he scored the bloody goal in the 92nd minute. Unless you’re super lucky and with the help of a miracle to make it 2-2, you won’t be winning this one. Better luck next time, Luton.
CHELSEA VS NOTTINGHAM FOREST
Angry Indian man makes a 4 minute rant about why Chelsea are worse than a League 1 side.
£1 BILLION! THEY SPENT £1 BILLION, AND YET
THEY’RE FACING RELEGATION!!! Good God…
SHEFFIELD UNITED VS NEWCASTLE
What in the actual name of ass happened here? Newcastle just took Sheffield’s very own swords and cut them into 8 pieces. HOLY SHIT…
ARSENAL VS TOTTENHAM
Perhaps the most anticipated game of the
month, The London Derby was expected to be a smashing hit. But in reality, it
was a game between a South Korean lad versus a side that were not even
interested in playing the match.
The first goal was an unfortunate incident,
as Vice-captain Cristian Romero found the back of the net. The WRONG net. Own
goal in the 26th minute.
Then came the beast of South Korea, Son Heung-Min,
who was relentless throughout the match, from start to finish. Scoring in the
42nd minute, and cancelling Arsenal’s Bukayo Saka’s goal in the 54th
minute with a quick reply 1 minute later, he secured a point for Spurs.
The match was mostly in Spurs’ favour, as
they were pretty ferocious throughout the match. This form of Spurs at the
moment is impressive, with media outlets labelling them as “favourites” to win
the league and qualify for Europe. But because the media is full of shit, take
those labels and predictions with a grain of salt.
Meanwhile, Arsenal are in trouble as lots of their players are injured, a problem shared with Manchester City and Manchester United.
STANDINGS
I have nothing else to add about September. But do be
on the lookout for something big, as right now, I'm cooking a delicious writing
for you to consume, fellow reader.
Until next time,
Ѓорѓи „GioGio“ Илиев
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