PREMIER LEAGUE MATCHWEEK 37 REPORT

 

Matchweek 37. The penultimate matchweek. We're nearing the end of the season. If you haven't pushed away you competition early on so you can win the league, it's these last two weeks where that shit matters the most.

Some games can decide the winner, relegation for some, a spot for European football and so forth.

With this info out of the way, let's see what happened in matchweek 37...

Watford vs Leicester City

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

Talk about a clusterfuck of a match. Imagine being punished severely for scoring a goal.

That's the story of this game. Watford was violated for trying to play football.

Joao Pedro opened the game with a goal in the 6th minute. Standard stuff, right?

AND THEN FUCKING LEICESTER RESPONDED WITH NUKES FROM MADDISON (18th minute), VARDY (22nd and 70th minute) & BARNES (46th and 86th minute)!!! LIKE IS THIS TEAM ON CRACK OR SOMETHING??? Poor Watford didn't stand a chance.

Relegation wasn't enough for "The Hornets". A bloody beatdown was included with their departure from the Prem, as a reminder that it's do or die in this league...

Leicester woke up on that day and chose violence...

West Ham vs Manchester City

This is fucking rigged, I tell ya! FUCKING RIGGED!!!

Guess the final matchweek will be an exciting one... CAUSE CITY BOTTLED IT BADLY!!!!

Bowen was the dominatrix of the first half, with 2 goals in the 24th and 45th minute of the game.

Jack Grealish, the Englishman who doesn't know where England is on the UK map, then decided to strike back and succeed in the 49th minute. 

20 minutes later, during the minutes of the funny number, Coufal coughed up an own goal to make the final score 2-2.

If this shit doesn't say "MATCH FIXING", I dunno what else to comment about it. Make the excitement natural, not like a shitty or scripted event from a show or something...

If City fuck up the final game of the season, Liverpool will have the same amount of titles as we do. I wouldn't like that to happen...

Newcastle vs Arsenal

Weapon degradation at its finest...

OI, YOU LOT!!!

Join us! As Manchester United and Arsenal are both shite!!! We at the Conference, you at the Europa! We'll have a wonderful time.

Don't forget to carry on with your Benjamin White "Knight", cause that lad is good fortune... FOR THE OPPOSING TEAM!!!

Nice... Fucking nice...

Standings

Until next time
Lord Slayer