PREMIER LEAGUE MATCHWEEK 38 REPORT

 

This was it! The final day for England's top tier football. Emotions were overclocked to 200%. It was anybody's day for anything. A chance to avoid relegation, to secure a spot for European football, and the most prestigious objective: BECOME THE CHAMPION OF ENGLAND!

Instead of the usual shtick of me selecting matches and dissect them into a semi-professional matter, I'll just express my thoughts about the final day, and give a quick opinion of the season that we all were a part of.

Starting off the report, I'd like to say that it is with great sadness, Burnley did not manage to safe themselves from relegation. Norwich, Watford & Burnley (from last to third to last) have parted ways from the Premier League and are now the new members of The Championship. Fulham, Bournemouth and anyone bellow them will replace the former Prem teams in the next season.

For the teams that were fighting for European football, here are the results: West Ham will be participating in the Conference League, after a DREADFUL LOSS TO BRIGHTON!!! Like, why didn't you twats win???? I wanted US to go there so we can be humiliated to the point of starting from scratch and rebuild a better and stronger Manchester United side. But nope. You had to go and lose the game.

"WE ARE A MASSIVE CLUB".

More like: "WE ARE A MASSIVE JOKE"

But, I digress. Meanwhile, United lost to Crystal Palace. Nothing new for us. But regardless, we finish the season on the 6th position, which means Europa League football for us. Same with Arsenal. We may not have ended qualifying for the Conference, but us disappointments end up in a decent competition nonetheless.

Oh and Spurs won 0-5 on the final day, but it's Spurs, so we'll just skip over them TO THE MAIN EVENT!!!

The final 2 matches were fucking insane! Manchester City vs Aston Villa on one side, and then there's Liverpool vs Wolverhampton on the other.

First half for the games were on Liverpool's side, as Gerrard's Aston Villa was in the lead for that game, and Liverpool just managed to score to make it 1-1. 

They were SURE that they would score a second goal and grab the win. BUT!!! Life is a cruel mistress.

Which is why, I am here to announce that the winners of The Premier League 2021-2022 season are...

MANCHESTER CITY

Image belongs to SkySports. It was good not to use it, as it's so well put...

"The Citizens" relieved their 2011-2012 season all over again. Scoring the winning goal in the final minutes of the game, they had a new "AGUERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" moment. Except this time it was Ilkay Gündogan that had that moment.

As it stands, here's how the Final Top 5 look:
I. Manchester City

II. Liverpool
III. Chelsea
IV. Tottenham Hotspur

V. Arsenal

And the bottom 5 are:

XVI. Everton
XVII. Leeds United

XVIII. Burnley
XIX. Watford
XX. Norwich City

With this, I am done with writing about the Premier League. For now.
What I'll do after this is write a report on the final of the Champions League, and then proceed to write something else than just football.
I have been thinking about this for a while now, but spending time writing reports on Matchweeks + Champions League has drained my energy A LOT and has caused me numerous times to lose motivation to write. There were times where I'd end up writing nothing but football related posts and the rest was just a side project.
I do not want this to become my main priority. I want to write more than just this. So I'm thinking of continuing this, but rather than doing it weekly, I do it monthly. Write a somewhat long report of the Premier League over the spam of a certain month. A quick recap of how the teams have been performing and just chatting shit really. 
With this, I'll have more time to write other things, such as poems, stories, game reviews, and much more (Yes, I plan to expand even to other parts of my writing).

So in the end, City won the title, and I'll be reforming my writing schedule...

We shall see each other again after the final of UEFA Champions League or the day after it.

Take care...

Oh and I might change the name of the blog as well...