PREMIER LEAGUE MATCHWEEK 36 REPORT

 

The last 8 days feel like it's been eternity since I've written something here. But that's because I've had no real inspirations to write anything. Bad, it is. I've been thinking about this lack of writing issue for a while, but I'll address it in a different post. 

Until then, REPORT TIME!!!

Tottenham appreciation matchweek

Somehow, this ended up being a Spurs appreciation matchweek. Maybe it has something to do with how they had 2 games that were exciting and one of those games was very important that may have been affected by the "Butterfly Effect".

So, against who did they play during this matchweek?
I. Liverpool
II. Arsenal

Liverpool vs Tottenham

A vital game that may have already decided the champions of this season's Prem...

Spurs' first game of this matchweek was suicidal. Playing against Liverpool (or Man City) is like trying to fight off a bully using book sheets. Or like facing off Bayern or PSG. Or some kind of fucking shit with a weapon that does fuck all.

BUT THESE MADLADS ACTUALLY DID IT!!! And they didn't win, but they didn't lose either...

The match was mostly favored by Liverpool and their fans. An easy win, this should have been. Struggle, was not foreseen.

First half was exciting, but no goals. Boring!

Second half HAD GOALS!!! The legend of South Korea, Son Heung-Min, opened the gates for emotions to flood during the game in the 56th minute. 

Luis Diaz made the emotions GO BOOM with his goal in the 76th minute, driving both sides and their fans nuts.

But as the fine score suggests, it ended as a draw. 

This draw may have changed Liverpool' fate for the better or for the worst. 2 games left for the season to end. Will Liverpool surpass City and win the league? Or will Spurs end up above Arsenal and mock them for failing to rule London?

Find out in maybe the next matchweek...

A nail-biting game that saw now winner, nor losers. Players left with respect and hope for the future, and fans left with brown and yellow pants...

Spurs vs Arsenal

LOOK AT THEM!!! LAUGH!!!

I'll keep this one short, just like Holding's presence in the game.

Arsenal: Got a player sent off in the 33rd minute and got destroyed afterwards.

Spurs: Sir Harold Kane showed the peasants who's in charge of North London

Man United: They make me suicidal...

Unlucky Arsenal... Losing to such a small club? Such shame.

Standings

Until next time

Lord Slayer

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I should honestly write more...