UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QUARTER FINALS 2ND LEG REPORT

 

ENGLISH VS SPANIARDS IN THE SEMIS!!!!

Bayern vs Villareal

David makes it to the semis, whereas Goliath heads back home...

THE BIGGEST SHOCK OF THE SEASON!!!

The Bavarian side was unable to beat the Spanish side during the second leg of the quarter finals, despite playing like beasts and putting everything on the line.

Bayern took the lead in the second half, with a Lewandowski goal in the 52nd minute. The game could've continued towards extra time if the score remained 1-0.

But Villareal were the anime protagonists of the match, so with their belief in friendship and shit, Chukwueze in the 88th minute sealed the fate of both teams.

His team advanced, whereas the opponents got sent back to the shadow real, a.k.a Germany...

The first Spanish side to advance to the semis, ladies and gentlemen...

Real Madrid vs Chelsea

So close, yet so far away...

Real Madrid had a hard time against Chelsea at the Santiago Bernabeu, as they managed to lose the game, but narrowly qualifying for the semi-finals.

They struggled since the first half to score a goal that could take them to the next stage, as Chelsea kept scoring goals like an aircraft missile launcher.

Up until the 75th minute, Chelsea kept the lead with a score of 3-0. Mount, Rudiger and Werner all contributed to the goals.

But then Real Madrid, like Villareal, believed in anime logic and scored goals to lose and then advance into the next round.

Talk about losing to a bunch of closet perverts...

Real Madrid is like a dude who performs the worst in a video game and then says"GG EZ" after his team wins the whole match is over... 

Liverpool vs Benfica

BOMBS AWAY, BITCHES!!!

Liverpool and Benfica just decided to go with Plan B and nuke each other!

Liverpool first struck, then Benfica. Then Liverpool twice, and then Benfica twice.

Casualties were in the millions, as goals were scored and the fans of either side felt certain emotions. As tensions grew, so did the number of goals.

In the end, Liverpool ended up being the victor, as their infantry had the better overall experience and tactical nukes in their disposal.

Oh and they were the first English side to qualify for the next round...

Benfica got KLOPPered real good...

Atletico Madrid vs Manchester City

Yawn...

The game was boring as shit. 

City got their asses kicked quite hard by Atletico. And by this I mean Atletico players just kicked and punched the shit out of "The Citizens".

But that wasn't enough to secure a spot for them in the semis, which means City ended up being the second English team to advance...

Despite some chances, the game was honestly boring...

And with this, I wrap up my report for the Champions League. What will happen next, I don't know. Maybe a poem or something will pop up to change the pace of my writings...

Until next time

Lord Slayer