PREMIER LEAGUE MATCHWEEK 25 REPORT

 

Everton vs Leeds

A vital win for "The Toffees" in order to avoid the bottom 6

The game that was played between Everton and Leeds this Saturday was basically a joke. Everton played a fantastic game of football that rewarded them handsomely in the end. All out attack football. All out defence football. You name it, they played it!
The game was opened thanks to a Séamus Coleman goal in the 10th minute. But that was just the beginning of the slaughter that was to come. 13 minutes after the first goal, Michael Keane (assisted by Anthony Gordon) scored to increase Everton's lead and make Leeds' job even harder. And just when I thought Leeds had it rough, Anthony Gordon just puts one behind the net casually to make the score 3-0 and laughs it off like it was nothing.
With that final goal, Everton won the match, won the vital 3 points, and are 1 point away from overtaking Leeds and then maybe escape the dreadful bottom 6 and enjoy themselves in the middle of the table. As for Leeds... They're fucked...

3 golden Everton lads scored 3 so their team can earn those sweet 3 points

Spurs vs Wolves

Christ! "The Wolves" are on a rampage!

Wolverhampton are just built different, man! They don't even deserve to be called underdogs. These motherfuckers are wolves that are out for blood. They don't care about the size of their opponents or what they look like or how tough they can be. Wolverhampton just wants to play football, and show everyone that they are a team not to be messed with.
Early goals in the first half was more than enough for Wolves to show Tottenham who's the boss. Raúl Jiménez in the 6th minute and Leander Dendoncker in the 18th minute signalized that their pack is fit to rule White Hart Lane. Spurs were left speechless, breathless, soulless and many other adjectives that end with the suffix -less after the game was over.
The win was very important for Wolves for 2 reasons:
- They climbed up to the 7th position of the Premier League, surpassing Spurs in the process
- This was their 4th away win in a row this season

I doubt this pack is going to run out of steam anytime soon...

A win is a win, but wolves usually hunt in packs, not on their own...

HONOURABLE MENTION: MANCHESTER UNITED

I can't end a report without chatting shit about me beloved, now can I?

Where do I begin with this... Oh God there's so much to mention here. Like...

The game against Southampton. WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?! How did we manage to screw up a game against a side that has been struggling for ages?

What I'm trying to say is that the beginning and the halfway point of the game were in our favor. Played good football, and scored a goal. All good right? How can things go wrong? OH THEY CAN GO VERY WRONG!!!

Second half was just... A lost cause. Hopeless team just running around like idiots not knowing what they're doing. It was up to De Gea to protect us from total embarrassment. Despite conceding a goal (And almost getting nuked by them), the game ended 1-1, and we were a laughing stock at the end of the day.

Now you're wondering, was the next game against Brighton as bad as this one? In short: Yes. In long: Very much so, yes!

Shitty first half, followed by a shitty second half, only so that in the end, and I mean, THE END OF THE GAME, for "The Red Devils" to score 2 goals and close this matchweek with a win. A 2-0 win over Brighton meant that now we are in 4th position and that chances of finishing either 5th or 4th are still high. The real takeaway from all of this is: WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN MANAGE THIS CLUB!?!?!?

Highlights of both games. They make me cry. BUT THAT DE GEA SAVE!!! HOLY SHIT DUDE!!! Also I was unable to find footages from other channels. Sad I know... 

Standings

Regarding the UEFA Champions League Round of 16, I'll write a report once all the matches from the 1st leg are concluded. So yeah. There's that.

Until next time
Lord Slayer...