DISCLAIMER: Given that only 3 matches caught my attention this time around, I'll briefly explain the situation with the results of the week before moving on with the big boys:
- Brighton vs Arsenal: Both sides didn't produce anything in the span of 90 minutes. Meaning both teams dropped points that were vital for their standings...
- Crystal Palace vs Leicester City: The guests were doing alright in the first half of the game, entering halftime with a comfortable 0-2 advantage. But Palace struck back at them in the second half with 2 goals, ending the game on an interesting cliffhanger...
- Tottenham Hotspur vs Aston Villa: Spurs' confidence was quite high for this game, and with that mentality, they secured a win and are now celebrating their placement of 8th place. Smiling at their rivals Arsenal, who are 11th...
And now, off to our regular reports...
Manchester United vs Everton
- Brighton vs Arsenal: Both sides didn't produce anything in the span of 90 minutes. Meaning both teams dropped points that were vital for their standings...
- Crystal Palace vs Leicester City: The guests were doing alright in the first half of the game, entering halftime with a comfortable 0-2 advantage. But Palace struck back at them in the second half with 2 goals, ending the game on an interesting cliffhanger...
- Tottenham Hotspur vs Aston Villa: Spurs' confidence was quite high for this game, and with that mentality, they secured a win and are now celebrating their placement of 8th place. Smiling at their rivals Arsenal, who are 11th...
And now, off to our regular reports...
Manchester United vs Everton
#OleOUT. 2 years of pure nothingness and bullshit luck for United
Manchester United have yet again failed to secure the much needed 3 points, or hell, produce a good game that would give both United and opponent fans something to remember the match by. But nope. These lot have to go out of their way to make everyone's day/weekend/week terrible due to the mediocrity of their performance.
Neither in both first and second half did Manchester United do anything that would give them an edge over "The Toffees". Either we don't conclude our attack or our defense strategy is to leave an open opportunity for the player of the opposition to score a goal against us. Martial's goal (43rd minute, and assisted by Fernandes), while good, it wasn't enough for the home side to push forward and score one more, or more than one goal. Poor attacking, poor defending. We're on the ropes boys. And Ole is doing nothing with the team as well. I can't believe that I'm going to say this, but it's time for a change.
"The Toffees" on the other hand were brilliant in both first and second half of the game. Benitez's squad were simply world class compared to "The Red Devils", with their quick counter attack game, and standard attack methods. Their defense was also quite excellent, being able to repel United's attempts on goal with a decent success defense percentage (80% in my honest opinion). Then came their attack game, which was OUTSTANDING. I even cheered when they scored their goal (only cause of my state with my club being best described as dead as shit).
Worst part is the overall end result of the matchweek, since the point difference between the team at 1st place and ours isn't that big. Talk about shitty luck...
Neither in both first and second half did Manchester United do anything that would give them an edge over "The Toffees". Either we don't conclude our attack or our defense strategy is to leave an open opportunity for the player of the opposition to score a goal against us. Martial's goal (43rd minute, and assisted by Fernandes), while good, it wasn't enough for the home side to push forward and score one more, or more than one goal. Poor attacking, poor defending. We're on the ropes boys. And Ole is doing nothing with the team as well. I can't believe that I'm going to say this, but it's time for a change.
"The Toffees" on the other hand were brilliant in both first and second half of the game. Benitez's squad were simply world class compared to "The Red Devils", with their quick counter attack game, and standard attack methods. Their defense was also quite excellent, being able to repel United's attempts on goal with a decent success defense percentage (80% in my honest opinion). Then came their attack game, which was OUTSTANDING. I even cheered when they scored their goal (only cause of my state with my club being best described as dead as shit).
Worst part is the overall end result of the matchweek, since the point difference between the team at 1st place and ours isn't that big. Talk about shitty luck...
Manchester United is like England, ending with "good" results through shit luck...
Chelsea vs Southampton
"The Saints" haven't been themselves since Liverpool bought out half of their "Saints"...
"The Blues" are at the top of the table. Their hard work, hardcore focus and winning mentality have led them to take advantage of the chaos happening in the top 5 of the table and climb up to be the #1 club in the League as we speak/I write this report. But don't let that fool you, Chelsea! You still have around 7 or so clubs that may surpass you or come closer when you least expect it. But for now, enjoy your 1sy place position.
And to start off the enjoyment of being on the top, we have to shoutout Trevoh Chalobah, who opened the game in the 9th minute. But don't take the credit for yourself Trevoh. You have to share it with your mate Loftus-Cheek, who assisted you in scoring the goal. And then, as the game was coming to an end, Werner and Chilwell scored for the blue side of London, 5 minutes apart from one another, to make the final scoreline 3-1, and boost Chelsea to the top of the table.
Meanwhile, Southampton are a lost cause. Availability to win a game: NONE!!! Availability to draw a game: Possible. Availability to lose a game: ABSOLUTELEY!!! And, to finish off "The Saints", by placing the cherry on top: Availability to lose a game in a spectacular fashion: 100% GUARANTEED!!! James Ward - Prowse's red card in the 77th minute was the final nail in the coffin for the team and their demise. Overall, these lot might end up in The Championship next season...
STANDINGS
After revisiting some of my reports, I noticed some of the highlights have gone missing due to the removal of the videos, which was done by their users. Forced to delete them on the grounds that the highlights are not theirs. With this bit of information, in the future reports, I might not include ALL highlights from the matches that I will cover, but instead only post those that the club's YouTube channels have uploaded.
This bit in my native tongue btw, but:
ФАЛА МУ НА БОГА ШТО SPORT KLUB ПОСТОИ!!! НЕКА СЕ ЖИВИ И ЗДРАВИ И НЕКА ПРОДОЛЖАТ СО ПУШТАЊЕТО СНИМКИ НА НАТПРЕВАРИТЕ!!! МОРЕ НЕКА ГИ СТАВАТ УШТЕ ИСТИОТ МОМЕНТ КОГА СВИРЧЕТО ЌЕ ГО ОЗНАЧИ КРАЈОТ НА НЕКОЈ СИ МЕЧ!!! ДА НЕ БЕА ОНИ, УТРЕ ЌЕ МОРАВ ДА ЈА НАПИШАМ РЕПОРТАЖАВА!!!
And to start off the enjoyment of being on the top, we have to shoutout Trevoh Chalobah, who opened the game in the 9th minute. But don't take the credit for yourself Trevoh. You have to share it with your mate Loftus-Cheek, who assisted you in scoring the goal. And then, as the game was coming to an end, Werner and Chilwell scored for the blue side of London, 5 minutes apart from one another, to make the final scoreline 3-1, and boost Chelsea to the top of the table.
Meanwhile, Southampton are a lost cause. Availability to win a game: NONE!!! Availability to draw a game: Possible. Availability to lose a game: ABSOLUTELEY!!! And, to finish off "The Saints", by placing the cherry on top: Availability to lose a game in a spectacular fashion: 100% GUARANTEED!!! James Ward - Prowse's red card in the 77th minute was the final nail in the coffin for the team and their demise. Overall, these lot might end up in The Championship next season...
Just tragic. Look at this mess. Chelsea should have done much better...
Liverpool vs Manchester City
A fantastic clash between the 2 new titans of English football...
Let's start off with the positives of this game:
1. Yes, this was a highly anticipated game.
2. Yes, there were goals exchanged.
3. The end result was something that makes some people's blood still boil, even after the game was concluded.
With this in mind, props to both teams (wtf am I doing? Congratulating my worst enemies for a well played game...), who managed to put out a show for both their fans and managers to remember and reflect on.
Liverpool was brilliant throughout the 90+ minutes of the game, with a vast variety of attacks and defense tactics that made City think outside the box. Same goes to City themselves, who managed to respond twice to Liverpool's goals (scored in the 59th minute by Mane and the 78h minute by Salah) in the span of 10 minutes respectively ( 69th minute by Foden and 81st minute by De Bryune), and neglect them the chance of being on top of the table by the end of the week. With a draw, they ended up sharing their points. Liverpool sit in 2nd, and City in 3rd...
1. Yes, this was a highly anticipated game.
2. Yes, there were goals exchanged.
3. The end result was something that makes some people's blood still boil, even after the game was concluded.
With this in mind, props to both teams (wtf am I doing? Congratulating my worst enemies for a well played game...), who managed to put out a show for both their fans and managers to remember and reflect on.
Liverpool was brilliant throughout the 90+ minutes of the game, with a vast variety of attacks and defense tactics that made City think outside the box. Same goes to City themselves, who managed to respond twice to Liverpool's goals (scored in the 59th minute by Mane and the 78h minute by Salah) in the span of 10 minutes respectively ( 69th minute by Foden and 81st minute by De Bryune), and neglect them the chance of being on top of the table by the end of the week. With a draw, they ended up sharing their points. Liverpool sit in 2nd, and City in 3rd...
Sadistic game by both sides...
Jesus Christ these standings. How are we even 4th after the shit we went through?
UPDATE ON THE REPORT SIDE OF MY BLOG
This bit in my native tongue btw, but:
ФАЛА МУ НА БОГА ШТО SPORT KLUB ПОСТОИ!!! НЕКА СЕ ЖИВИ И ЗДРАВИ И НЕКА ПРОДОЛЖАТ СО ПУШТАЊЕТО СНИМКИ НА НАТПРЕВАРИТЕ!!! МОРЕ НЕКА ГИ СТАВАТ УШТЕ ИСТИОТ МОМЕНТ КОГА СВИРЧЕТО ЌЕ ГО ОЗНАЧИ КРАЈОТ НА НЕКОЈ СИ МЕЧ!!! ДА НЕ БЕА ОНИ, УТРЕ ЌЕ МОРАВ ДА ЈА НАПИШАМ РЕПОРТАЖАВА!!!
Since internationals will be going on this week, I'll take a break from the reporting and might write a couple of poems and stories (if I find the time that is).
Until next time
Lord Slayer...
Until next time
Lord Slayer...
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