UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHDAY 2 REPORT

A lot of shit happened this matchday. Like really.

Group A

An interesting change in positions...

We start off the report, without any surprises, with Group A.
One of the first things to notice is how the standings have changed in just one matchday. Let's start off with the newly promoted Club Brugge, who managed to beat Leipzig 2-1. Despite Leipzig's great start in the 5th minute, they were later caught up by the Belgium club, who scored 2 goals in the 1st half. And the result stayed like that for the rest of the game. And with this victory, they have surpassed City and managed to get 2nd place. Wait! Surpassed City?
Believe it or not City lost to PSG. Guardiola's men were unable to do anything against the "Princes" in their "Park". With the opening goal in the 8th minute, followed by Messi, who finally is doing well in PSG (allegedly, since his overall mood is negative), scoring in the 74th minute, concluding the game and showing his former boss who's in charge...

Messi finally scores and makes that another win for "The Princes" of France...

Brugge wasting no time with their win and their new placement in their group...

Group B

At this rate, AC Milan will be saying arrivederci to both the UCL and the Europa League...

Many will say that they feel death is present whenever someone mentions Group B. The reason for that is quite interesting. Back in the 80s, rally cars were so overpowered and at some points, unsuitable for rallying, that drivers either never finished the race or died mid race due to an accident, whether it'd be flying off the track or hitting a wall... 
Now why did I mention this weird fact in a football report? Well let's take a look at FUCKING AC MILAN, who are dying and may be out of the UCL sooner than anyone else. They have yet to win a game, and are getting their asses kicked quite easily. Firstly by Liverpool, and now by Atletico Madrid. "Gli rossoneri" are still without a W (or even a D), which means the only thing they receive is a big fat L up their arse.
And then there's Liverpool, who managed to win another 5-1 game, only this time, against Portuguese side Porto. May I say, but at least Porto have a D, and still have a shot at taking 2nd or join the Europa if things don't workout for them...

Okay, these guys need to stop with their fatalities on other teams...

A second Piazza di Spagna will be placed in Italy if this shit goes on...

Group C

Nothing to see here. Just 2 chads admiring one another...

I don't think there's any need to explain anything for Group C.
Ajax and Dortmund are doing exceptionally well with winning and bullying Besiktas and Sporting CP. 

I'll just post the highlights for this one...

Ajax doing what they do all the time: Being too darn cool...

And Dortmund has no highlights to show sadly. Couldn't find anything at all...

Group D

This ain't no game, son...

Tell you what: I'm betting all my gold nuggets dug out from dem cold mines that our club Sheriff will make it longer than anyone else in this competition. We first hit it off with them Ukraine boys: Shakhtar. We showed them how our boys do well with somewhat decent players. Then came a real test. "Los Blancos". Those Spaniards and their reign over everyone else. They tried to ruin the man's beautiful game. But we showed them who they are. And lemme tell you: They are nothing but a bunch of fakers, and I guarantee you that their reign will end here in this group.
Meanwhile, "I Nerazzuri" drew with Donetsk...

Sheriff are running WILD. Makes sense, since they do come from the Wild West...

Group E

¿Qué carajo? Barcelona are dying as well?

This is not a drill. BARCELONA are also on the verge of exiting the tournament alongside AC Milan. Forget the new square joke I made earlier, because there will be no square. Since Spain is also failing with their teams too.
Barcelona suffered another defeat, this time at the hands of Benfica, who pretty much did what Bayern did to them in the first game of the new season. That includes: good play, good chances, well organized team, strong defense, and to top it all off, a good fucking manager. 3-0 ended up the score as Benfica ran circles around the Catalonian club. With a good win (and performance too), Benfica have climbed up the ranks and are 2 points behind Group E tyrants Bayern, who destroyed Kyiv 5-0.
At least Kyiv is doing something, lmao...

Barcelona are a dying club at this point...

The Bayern vs Kyiv incident, 29-09-2021

Group F

Say sike right now...

I am going to poke my eyes out with a fork...
United barely managed to win their game against the team that they lost last year's Europa League final. Hold on. Let me fix that. Okay, so: United barely managed to win their game against the team that got our ass beat and we managed to bottle the Europa League final. With a Ronaldo goal in the dying moments of the game, we managed to win 2-1 and avoid being the bottom of the barrel in Group F.
Meanwhile, Atalanta are movin' a bit mad, innit. Beating Young Boys 2-1 and taking the mantle as the new leaders of the group. These lot are an unpredictable squad. Everyone should be on guard when they strike. Things to mention is that it's anyone's game in here. A win or a draw can have an impact on the standings. I hope we end up qualifying for Round of 16...

Big Ron isn't the only guy in the squad Ole...

Group G

I don't even know what is going on in this group...

I'll be honest, this group just doesn't seem to fit with the rest this year. Only club that kinda fits here is Sevilla, but that just may be me.
But when taken into consideration with how the matches are played, that statement can be thrown out of the window. Because Sevilla drew against Wolfsburg 1-1. Neither side was unable to produce a winner. Funniest thing is that both teams have been unable to win a game. Sevilla was prevented by Salzburg, and LOSC prevented Wolfsburg.
And then the match between two teams that prevent wins happened and I'm happy to say, they rejected one another. Salzburg won their game 2-1 and parked at the first place in the group, whereas LOSC are sitting at the bottom with 1 point only...

Group H

"The Old Lady" asserts her dominance...

Short recap:
- Juventus kicked Chelsea's ass

- Zenit raped Malmo's ass

That's it...

After taking a careful look, this matchday has been a blow. Nothing too spectacular to write about, except how Milan and Barcelona, two strong sides, struggling to win games or produce excitement. These two are in the mud if something is note done...

Until next time
Lord Slayer...

 

PREMIER LEAGUE MATCHWEEK 6 REPORT

 

I did say I was going to write about this either yesterday or today, didn't I? I could've done it yesterday, but I was waiting for the game between Crystal Palace and Brighton to end so I can have an updated table and then write. And another thing before we start with the report, it should be mentioned that the EFL Cup took place last week. And to sum it up in a few words: Man United Lost and everyone laughed at them/us, whereas other Premier League teams advanced. Our defeat was like getting knocked out in the 2nd round of a boxing match.
But anyways, let's start with the first match, shall we?


Brentford vs Liverpool

The newcomers are quite something, aren't they?

The first BIG game of matchweek 6 (Big when it comes to my reports) happened on Brentford's Brentford Community Stadium... What kind of a name for a stadium is that? That's some stupid shit right there. No offence Brentford, but that name really needs to be changed.
But you know what you shouldn't change? Your game plan. Whatever it is you're doing, you're doing it just right. First you beat Arsenal, then Wolves with a man down, and now you drew against Liverpool? Damn. Shoutout to Pinnock, Janelt and Wissa (especially the last guy) for giving the team and the fans, and everyone in general, a match to be well remembered.
As for Liverpool, they did pretty good too. It's safe to say they underestimated "The Bees" and got denied their 3 points very late in the game. SJJ (Salah, Jota and Jones) did their absolute best to make sure Liverpool ends up with 3 goals and 3 points and possibly taking the top spot, but it wasn't enough. Despite Liverpool's top quality play, they were unable to secure a win at the Brentford's Generic Name Stadium...

Terrific result for the newbies, even if it is a draw...

Manchester United vs Aston Villa

Manchester United is cancelled, soz...

I don't even know where to begin. Like seriously! WTF is wrong with this fucking team? Even if we had the biggest cheat in the history of mankind, we'd still lose games. And the audacity of Ole to claim bs is just... I should sue Man United for committing gluttony and sloth. Or something!
Manchester United were shite throughout the whole game. From start to finish, they had nothing to show. AND I MEAN NOTHING!!! We made Villa look like a world class team for fuck sake. And to top it all off, we conceded a goal in the last minutes of the game, AND MISSED A PENALTY IN THE LAST SECOND!!! LITERALLY THE LAST SECOND!
Poor defending, poor positioning, little to no finishers, and worst of all, lack of focus and interest for the match, caused United to drop points and... Still have a chance for the top? Wait! What the hell is with this team?
Compliments and respect goes towards Villa for seizing the opportunity to fire back at "The Red Devils" and getting the sweet win that they rightfully deserved. Party at Kourtney's HAUSE tonight, am I right?

Why do we exist? Just to suffer? (Also I assume Villa forgot to upload the highlights, so I found a different one)

Chelsea vs Manchester City

At least they didn't bore me to death this time around...

"The Citizens" grabbed a win at Stamford Bridge. Nothing too surprising, since they have been doing well so far. 4 wins, 1 draw and 1 loss. not too bad.
First half was somewhat quiet one. No goals were scored, but plenty of chances for something to happen were present. Both sides were able to prevent conceding goals in the first 45 minutes of the game, but that all changed, when Jesus came by swinging in the 53rd minute, giving City the win.
Also this is also short cause City have been lacking as of late. They give me nothing to write about.
Which is why I kind of made this report half the length of the previous two. Because that's City like to do shit. Stay in the middle, score 1 or no goals at all and do fuck all...

Jesus gives his opinion on the game and team. That's how boring the highlights are...

Arsenal vs Tottenham Hotspur

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Came by to say one thing: Rowa, Aubameyang and Saka enjoyed their creampie session against their city rivals. Painted London Red, and now they get to enjoy the 10th position, and use Spurs as their bottom bitch...

Again, I have no comment... Arsenal are moving mad!

TABLE

So um... Yeah.
The last match kind of broke me. Not only that, but look at the teams bellow Liverpool and above West Ham. They all have a shot at taking the top spot or be in the top 5. Even if it's still early in the season, the teams are all moving mad.
And then there's Norwich. Waiting to return to The Championship.


See you on Thursday, with my Champions League report.
Lord Slayer...

 

YAKUZA KIWAMI 2 REVIEW

                                    郷田 龍司                                    一馬 桐生                                    

関西の龍対堂島の龍　

It's been a while since I've done a review of a video game. Like, REALLY REALLY a while. My last review was last month, and it was about the prequel of the game that I'll be talking about today. And after re-reading that, I didn't quite enjoy it that much. And it has nothing to do with how I've written it. But because of how the game was and how I experienced it.
Basically, the problem with Yakuza Kiwami was that the game itself felt nothing but a slight update for Yakuza 0. Despite the game being a remake of the original Yakuza game that came out in 2005, with updated graphics, controls, more voice acting, new fighting style, and much more; the game felt like it was nothing but like one giant mod for 0 and nothing more.
The story in said game also made me feel a bit blue. It was a lot take it all in. With the twists and turns that happened in Kamurocho, and all the shit Kiryu-Chan had to go through, I think that the guy deserved to take a rest. But as fate would have it, the Yakuza life pulls him back to the world where he was raised.
So, how does Yakuza Kiwami 2 compare to the rest of the series in both story and gameplay? Let's find out...

Kiryu ain't in the mood to play games with anyone...

PLOT

Don't let the entrance fool you. Kamurocho has changed a lot in the course of a year...

Same thing for Sotenbori. And man, does it look awesome!

Like my previous reviews, I'll try to make sure the story is told in the most minimal way possible, to avoid spoilers. Enough for the reader to understand the main plot of the game.
Anyhow, here goes.
1 year has passed since the events of Yakuza Kiwami. Kiryu has defeated a lot of his enemies on his way to solve the incident that involved the death of the third chairman and the stolen 10 million yen. I think it's safe to say that Kiryu and his adoptive daughter, Haruka Sawamura, have earned their rest. And what better way to spend all that time being free from the Yakuza world, than to go far away from all of that crap and just enjoy yourselves doing family activities. Such as: hikes, playing sports, cooking together, taking your child to school, doing the housework and homework together... It's a lovely life.
Then you go to visit the graves of the people you've held dearest the most and had died the year before.
AND THAT PLACE IS WHERE SHIT HITS THE FAN!!! THE FUCKING GRAVEYARD!!!
In other words, the peace ends right there and there, when the 5th chairman of The Tojo Clan visits Kiryu and Haruka, and gets killed by their rival, The Omi Alliance.
As if that wasn't bad enough, it turns out that in the span of a year, The Tojo Clan is on the verge of a war against The Omi Alliance, and the Jingweon Mafia  (진권파, Jin Gwon-pa / 真拳派, Jinguon-ha) is out for Yakuza blood. Kiryu, now in a tight spot, decides to return to the underworld and take on the challenges that fate has prepared for him.
Oh and Majima is here to help out too.

The place that starts the events of Yakuza Kiwami 2. Fuck...

GAMEPLAY

IT FUCKING RULES!!! THE GAMEPLAY IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

The reason why I say this is pretty simple: The game does not use the engine that was used to make Yakuza 0 and Yakuza Kiwami. Instead, it uses the new "Dragon Engine", which was used for the previous title, Yakuza 6, that will probably play it once I get the resources. But for now, Yakuza Kiwami 2. 
The game is a lot more alive and realistic than the previous 2 games. The graphics have been updated to look even better than ever before, which makes some places look very realistic. And that's a good thing. And the game isn't demanding much from your PC too.
With the new engine, that means everything else has been overhauled. Physics, fighting, world behavior, menus, and a lot more. For the physics and character behavior, the engine utilizes ragdoll physics, meaning characters will fly off easily and twist around like an old and stuffed rag doll would. The world behavior has had a dramatic change. you can no longer escae enemies by entering shops, cause they will enter in and fight you inside them. Fights also do not have transitional cutscenes. Like the previous games, the formula was simple: a fight starts, followed by a transition. After the fight ends, an ending transition followed. Here in Kiwami 2, none of that exists. You enter a fight, you finish it and you are on your way to do whatever you were doing.
Another change, that in my opinion is the most drastic one is Kiryu. Both in appearance and gameplay. His looks are based off his voice actor, Kuroda Takaya, and his fighting styles are gone. YOU HEARD ME! HIS STYLES ARE GONE!!! 
The only thing you have is his iconic Dragon Style. And it's broken beyond belief. It becomes even more broken once you upgrade it by doing various activities and substories.

Do everything in the game to gain experience and max yourself out.

Experience Points

I normally don't dedicate another chapter for this, but it's a one time only (for now). Kiwami 2's upgrade system is a lot different than the previous two games. Instead of spending money on yourself or spending all your points on upgrades, this game has thought of something different. There are 5 experience styles that you'll acquire throughout the game, and these are all dedicated for strength, speed, health, ability and specials. The last one is used for the substories and world interactions you face within the game's world. From fights, to food, to pissing in the toilet, you'll get rewarded with these experience points. Use them wisely to upgrade Kiryu and reach him to the promised land named, OP Land (Overpowered Land).

NOODLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU, YOU PUNK!!!

Just your normal day (or night) for our good boy Kazuma Kiryu...

Cabaret Grand Prix

Well, well, well. Hello there ladies...

CABARET IS BACK AND IS BETTER THAN EVER!!!

As Sotenbori is back in this game, we also get to do Cabaret. Except this time, Kiryu is the manager. A bit weird, not too far off his character, since the man is literally doing everything that's normally weird or not normal. And Cabaret is no exception.
The game mechanics of the Cabaret mini game are pretty simple: Make money by sending your lovely hostesses to satisfy their customers (not in that way you dirty minded fool!). Each girl has her special field in which she excels at. Use that to your advantage. Also don't forget make up and dress up. That helps too. And dress up.
Protect the hostesses if the guests are assholes. And if you do things just right, an Oil Baron will come in to give you and the club additional money, which will boost your bank balance and the club's progress in the Grand Prix.
Instead of fighting for being #1 in Sotenbori, the fight is now for being Japan's #1 Cabaret Club. The opposition is strong, but you're stronger. Beat them, get their girls and ten dominate Japan with your ladies.

It may be 1 hour long, but it gives the basics of how Cabaret works. Courtesy of Desotho...

Majima Construction Clan Creator

If this were real, I'd join in an instant...

You ain't high on anything. This is a fucking thing. MAJIMA CONSTRUCTION IS A REAL THING (真島建設, Majima Kensetsu)!!! AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!
If you thought that the Cabaret Club and Real Estate were weird, then you haven't seen anything like this before. Majima being a civilian? Runs a legit company? And has a construction hat? That's something only Goro Majima would do.
The premise of the game is however different from the previous 2 major minigames. This one behaves more like DOTA, World Of Warcraft and Age of Mythology combined into one. It's a strategy minigame.
The gameplay of the minigame is quite simple: defend the construction equipment and win the battle. Defeat only occurs if: your army dies OR the equipment is destroyed.
Gathering the "army of Majima Construction" can be done in 3 ways: beat the game's story to unlock characters, hire characters, or complete certain substories that will grand additional members of the construction company. Each character has their special ability, that will play a huge role in your fight. Oh, and Majima is playable too. 
I love this thing...

Yakuza Gaming at its finest...

Those guys are toast...

10/10 company motto. "If you want to work, welcome! If you want to relax, get the fuck out!"

Me and the boy preparing for the future of construction...

Basic gameplay of Majima Construction. Courtesy of  SheanWalsh...

THE MAJIMA SAGA

You get to play with this handsome bastard again. AND LOOK AT THAT SMILE!!! THAT IS THE SMILE OF A SEX MAN!!!

Majima Goro ends up being a playable character again. On the outside, this may come as a surprise and joy for some, but in reality, this short saga has key elements that end up being tied in to the story of Yakuza Kiwami 2, as well as evolving the character of Goro himself.

Long story short, the story picks up 2 months after the events of Kiwami. The main plot of this story is the slow decline of the Tojo Clan, who are unable to properly recover after the 10 billion incident and are also unable to do anything against their rivals. And how does Goro play a huge role in this? Well it's simple. He does not give a single fuck about anything. Especially since he is fed up with how the clan handles its business and its members. With this in mind, Majima decides to call it quits. But, this is Yakuza we're talking about. He needs to take care of some shit and make amends before he can peace out with the life he once used to live. Once he's done with that, he can then go on and create his Construction Company.

The gameplay of Goro, for the most part is pretty decent. Just like Kiryu, his only fighting style is the legendary "Mad Dog of Shimano" style, just like how Kiryu uses "The Dragon of Dojima style". One key difference to note is that Majima CANNOT be upgraded. You can go eat and do stuff, but the experience mechanic is gone. The only way to beat this story is to fucking do it.
You'll rely more on items to restore your health and heat much more than Kiryu, who can do all sorts of shit to gain that. Luckily for you, they're gathered all over the world for you to pick up, but be wise with how you use them.

Goro about to teach these fools how to dance like a REAL MAN!

NewsFlash: He doesn't care...

That little of yours is a bit overpowered, don't ya think?

Happy Majima

Worried Majima

SCREENSHOTS AND VIDEOS

Courtesy of TheGlowingkebab. Nice name dude...

Both videos are courtesy of devilleon7...

CONCLUSION

I wrote a long ass review praising this game. It means that it's awesome and you should go buy it...

TRIVIA

- This game, much like how Kiwami was a remake of Yakuza 1, is a remake of Yakuza 2, which was released in 2006.
- The cabaret club in the original game was in Kamurocho, and in the remake it's in Sotenbori. Makes sense, considering 0's involvement with the story.
- The game contains a lot of unused and beta content hidden inside.
- The beginning of this review, the title card, spells out "The Dragon of Kansai vs. The Dragon of Dojima".
-  There's a pissing minigame. 'Nuff said.

THE YAKUZA BUNDLE OVERALL CONCLUSION

This will be my last conclusion about the Bundle. I will explain in a bit why it's named "The Yakuza Bundle" in a bit, but first, my thoughts.
These 3 games singlehandedly made me glued to my seat and spent hours and days playing, grinding, enjoying the games' story, gameplay, substories, music, and much more. 
The depth the developers went through to make these games awesome is clear from the start as soon as you press play. Characters feel alive, the build ups the stories have are deep, and the gameplay and fighting is perfection. But in the end of the day, the substories are what make Yakuza so special. They're wacky, goofy, silly, deep, educational, lewd, funny, sexy, and whatnot. 
The games as a whole are something I never knew I'd get attached to so quickly. And it wasn't a meme that made me play them, but a friend telling me how wacky the games are. That alone was enough to make me get the games and play them. 
So, yeah. Yakuza is an awesome franchise and I can't wait to play the living shit out of them once I manage to get my hands on "The Yakuza Remastered" collection.

LINKS FOR THE BUNDLE

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/13660/The_Yakuza_Bundle/

INDIVIDUAL LINKS

Yakuza 0 - https://store.steampowered.com/app/638970/Yakuza_0/
Yakuza Kiwami - https://store.steampowered.com/app/834530/Yakuza_Kiwami/
Yakuza Kiwami 2 - https://store.steampowered.com/app/927380/Yakuza_Kiwami_2/

MUSIC PLAYLISTS FOR THE GAMES

YAKUZA 0

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfp29KYn6RxqSmzl1R3ub8ym9TJZaUWcf

YAKUZA KIWAMI

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjg6J0JZzTSEl5fq5Cou-BHuX3bIrgJ5K

YAKUZA KIWAMI 2

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwJF-9fh5GNF3l3ABxoFWNRRwCIfvBoLG

HONEST TO GOD FINAL WORDS

Damn! What a long ass review. I deserve a break. Will return on Monday or Tuesday to report on Matchweek 6 of the Premier League, and then again on Thursday for the Champions League.

Until next time
Lord Slayer...

 

  

                                           

 

PREMIER LEAGUE MATCHWEEK 5 REPORT

A certain match ruined the mood for a short intro

Nothing interesting happened to start an intro, so I'll just go ahead and write for the first game...

Burnley vs Arsenal FC

Arsenal are winning now? WTF?!?!?!?

Arsenal have been doing well these last 2 matches. But that's not saying much, since their form on the pitch is still questionable. A win is a nice thing, but an underwhelming win, like the one against Norwich and this one, is not a good thing. You need to have fought tooth and nails with the other team to walk off with a 1-0 win.
But to cut Arsenal some slack, they did play well. Odegaard scored a wonderful goal in the first half, more accurately in the 30th minute. I guess his free kick training sessions have paid off in the end. As for the rest of the game, they didn't do much.
Burnley however, were extremely unlucky. Deciding to hit back at "The Gunners" in the second half, they did their best in order to keep their opponents under pressure, with the hopes of scoring a goal. But this did not come to fruition...

An okay game overall, giving Arsenal some breathing room and positive energy that was much needed.

Liverpool vs Crystal Palace

Thrashing your opponents with style...

I don't think I need to give a long speech about Liverpool and their winning ways. They have been like this for a while, and that winning mentality isn't stopping anytime soon.
Mane, Salah and Keita (MSK for short) showed Crystal Palace who's the boss in this one sided game that ended 3-0 for the home side. Mane in the 43rd minute, to ensure Liverpool end the half with a win, just so that later on Salah in the 78th with an assist from van Dijk, and Naby Keita in the 89th minute boosted Liverpool's lead by 2 goals.
And to make things even better for the Liverpool fans, Sadio Mane scored his 100th LFC goal. Funny how the guy who ruined Liverpool a couple of years ago, is now one of their key players...

100th goal for the Senegal star, and a comfortable 3-0 win. Also damn Salah! Dem muscles.

Manchester City vs Southampton

Just play this when you decide to re-watch the match or look at the highlights.

Ok fine, I'll add a brief report. Plenty of chances, but in the end, it was a fuck all game.

Brighton and Hove Albion vs Leicester City

Now this is quite interesting...

Strange that I post about a game that was not played by the top tier clubs in the "Prem". But to be quite honest, this game ended up being something very interesting, especially with how the standings are right now.
Brighton and Hove Albion have been doing pretty well so far. But don't let that fool you. It's still early on in the season, and things may end up changing. But for now, Brighton are doing good. Really good in fact. Beating the 2016 champions 2-1 with somewhat relative ease. First goal scored in the 35th minute through a penalty, and then in the 50th, scored by... DANNY WELBECK?!?!? Damn.
Despite a goal by Jamie Vardy in the 61st minute, it wasn't enough for "The Foxes" to end up taking the L and drop points, and positions. Meanwhile, Brighton took home the W and climbed into the top 4, where the big boys are...

A solid game overall. Brighton are doing good for themselves. But will this good luck streak last?

West Ham United vs Manchester United

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU PLEASE WIN A GAME WITHOUT WORRYING YOUR FANS TO DEATH!!!

I swear to God, this club is going to give me a hear attack.
A goal in the 30th minute put West Ham in the lead, and a lot of United fans on the verge of going postal. Thankfully, all the bad thoughts were thrown out and replaced with hope and anxiety when Big Ron came in and scored 5 mins later, after many attempts from the Portuguese star. 
Then the 2nd half came and there were chances here and there, both sides. But then the absolute legend, the almighty hero of football, that costed us our first Champions League game, scored a WONDERFUL STRIKE that made every United fan, jump out of their seat and scream in joy.
And then a penalty for West Ham happened. And the game could've been lost, had it not been for the hands of "Saint" David De Gea, who guessed right when Mark Noble came on as a substitution for Jarrod Bowen in the LITERAL dying moments of the game and took the penalty and missed it. Now we're enjoying the 3rd spot, despite having the same points as the other 2 teams that are above us...

De Gea MOTM!!! United in 3rd! Things are "good" for us.

Tottenham Hotspur vs Chelsea

Jimmy Greaves' first club has beaten the club he has played the most...

To wrap things up with my report, we have Spurs and Chelsea to tell us a story about how Tottenham are a top tier club and things like that. 
And what better way to tell a story than the one of thrashing Spurs 3-0 in their own back yard. Silva, Kante and Rudiger, combined together, decided to terrorize their opponents and forced them to "retreat" and probably retire from the game as soon as the 2nd half started. Silva opened the 2nd half with his goal in the 49th minute, and Rudiger finished it off in the stoppage time.
All 3 players were assisted as well too, making the 3 goals even more delightful to re-watch...

Their 3 goals pelvic thrusted "The Blues" onto the top, rivaled only by Liverpool (and soon us, I hope)

Table and Standings

Arsenal move 3 spots, Brighton end up in the top 5, and Norwich are chilling at the bottom.

Despite not having an intro, I do have an outro. As this week was somewhat sad. That's because the England legend Jimmy Greaves passed away on 19-09-2021, in his home in Danbury.
Jimmy was born on 20-02-1940, and has played for vast clubs across Europe, but his most notable marks in his career are those of his days spent in Chelsea FC (1957-1961) and Tottenham Hotspur (1961 - 1970).
A goalscorer known for his good positioning, pace and opportunism, he scored a total of 382 goals in his 579 appearances in total. A minute of silence was held on Sunday before the matches were started.

Jimmy Greaves, October 28th 1959

Until next time
Lord Slayer...