I did say I was going to write about this either yesterday or today, didn't I? I could've done it yesterday, but I was waiting for the game between Crystal Palace and Brighton to end so I can have an updated table and then write. And another thing before we start with the report, it should be mentioned that the EFL Cup took place last week. And to sum it up in a few words: Man United Lost and everyone laughed at them/us, whereas other Premier League teams advanced. Our defeat was like getting knocked out in the 2nd round of a boxing match.
But anyways, let's start with the first match, shall we?
Brentford vs Liverpool
The newcomers are quite something, aren't they?
The first BIG game of matchweek 6 (Big when it comes to my reports) happened on Brentford's Brentford Community Stadium... What kind of a name for a stadium is that? That's some stupid shit right there. No offence Brentford, but that name really needs to be changed.
But you know what you shouldn't change? Your game plan. Whatever it is you're doing, you're doing it just right. First you beat Arsenal, then Wolves with a man down, and now you drew against Liverpool? Damn. Shoutout to Pinnock, Janelt and Wissa (especially the last guy) for giving the team and the fans, and everyone in general, a match to be well remembered.
As for Liverpool, they did pretty good too. It's safe to say they underestimated "The Bees" and got denied their 3 points very late in the game. SJJ (Salah, Jota and Jones) did their absolute best to make sure Liverpool ends up with 3 goals and 3 points and possibly taking the top spot, but it wasn't enough. Despite Liverpool's top quality play, they were unable to secure a win at the Brentford's Generic Name Stadium...
But you know what you shouldn't change? Your game plan. Whatever it is you're doing, you're doing it just right. First you beat Arsenal, then Wolves with a man down, and now you drew against Liverpool? Damn. Shoutout to Pinnock, Janelt and Wissa (especially the last guy) for giving the team and the fans, and everyone in general, a match to be well remembered.
As for Liverpool, they did pretty good too. It's safe to say they underestimated "The Bees" and got denied their 3 points very late in the game. SJJ (Salah, Jota and Jones) did their absolute best to make sure Liverpool ends up with 3 goals and 3 points and possibly taking the top spot, but it wasn't enough. Despite Liverpool's top quality play, they were unable to secure a win at the Brentford's Generic Name Stadium...
Terrific result for the newbies, even if it is a draw...
Manchester United vs Aston Villa
"The Citizens" grabbed a win at Stamford Bridge. Nothing too surprising, since they have been doing well so far. 4 wins, 1 draw and 1 loss. not too bad.
First half was somewhat quiet one. No goals were scored, but plenty of chances for something to happen were present. Both sides were able to prevent conceding goals in the first 45 minutes of the game, but that all changed, when Jesus came by swinging in the 53rd minute, giving City the win.
Also this is also short cause City have been lacking as of late. They give me nothing to write about.
Which is why I kind of made this report half the length of the previous two. Because that's City like to do shit. Stay in the middle, score 1 or no goals at all and do fuck all...
Manchester United is cancelled, soz...
I don't even know where to begin. Like seriously! WTF is wrong with this fucking team? Even if we had the biggest cheat in the history of mankind, we'd still lose games. And the audacity of Ole to claim bs is just... I should sue Man United for committing gluttony and sloth. Or something!
Manchester United were shite throughout the whole game. From start to finish, they had nothing to show. AND I MEAN NOTHING!!! We made Villa look like a world class team for fuck sake. And to top it all off, we conceded a goal in the last minutes of the game, AND MISSED A PENALTY IN THE LAST SECOND!!! LITERALLY THE LAST SECOND!
Poor defending, poor positioning, little to no finishers, and worst of all, lack of focus and interest for the match, caused United to drop points and... Still have a chance for the top? Wait! What the hell is with this team?
Compliments and respect goes towards Villa for seizing the opportunity to fire back at "The Red Devils" and getting the sweet win that they rightfully deserved. Party at Kourtney's HAUSE tonight, am I right?
Manchester United were shite throughout the whole game. From start to finish, they had nothing to show. AND I MEAN NOTHING!!! We made Villa look like a world class team for fuck sake. And to top it all off, we conceded a goal in the last minutes of the game, AND MISSED A PENALTY IN THE LAST SECOND!!! LITERALLY THE LAST SECOND!
Poor defending, poor positioning, little to no finishers, and worst of all, lack of focus and interest for the match, caused United to drop points and... Still have a chance for the top? Wait! What the hell is with this team?
Compliments and respect goes towards Villa for seizing the opportunity to fire back at "The Red Devils" and getting the sweet win that they rightfully deserved. Party at Kourtney's HAUSE tonight, am I right?
Why do we exist? Just to suffer? (Also I assume Villa forgot to upload the highlights, so I found a different one)
Chelsea vs Manchester City
At least they didn't bore me to death this time around...
"The Citizens" grabbed a win at Stamford Bridge. Nothing too surprising, since they have been doing well so far. 4 wins, 1 draw and 1 loss. not too bad.
First half was somewhat quiet one. No goals were scored, but plenty of chances for something to happen were present. Both sides were able to prevent conceding goals in the first 45 minutes of the game, but that all changed, when Jesus came by swinging in the 53rd minute, giving City the win.
Also this is also short cause City have been lacking as of late. They give me nothing to write about.
Which is why I kind of made this report half the length of the previous two. Because that's City like to do shit. Stay in the middle, score 1 or no goals at all and do fuck all...
Jesus gives his opinion on the game and team. That's how boring the highlights are...
Arsenal vs Tottenham Hotspur
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Came by to say one thing: Rowa, Aubameyang and Saka enjoyed their creampie session against their city rivals. Painted London Red, and now they get to enjoy the 10th position, and use Spurs as their bottom bitch...
Came by to say one thing: Rowa, Aubameyang and Saka enjoyed their creampie session against their city rivals. Painted London Red, and now they get to enjoy the 10th position, and use Spurs as their bottom bitch...
Again, I have no comment... Arsenal are moving mad!
TABLE
So um... Yeah.
The last match kind of broke me. Not only that, but look at the teams bellow Liverpool and above West Ham. They all have a shot at taking the top spot or be in the top 5. Even if it's still early in the season, the teams are all moving mad.
And then there's Norwich. Waiting to return to The Championship.
See you on Thursday, with my Champions League report.
Lord Slayer...
The last match kind of broke me. Not only that, but look at the teams bellow Liverpool and above West Ham. They all have a shot at taking the top spot or be in the top 5. Even if it's still early in the season, the teams are all moving mad.
And then there's Norwich. Waiting to return to The Championship.
See you on Thursday, with my Champions League report.
Lord Slayer...
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