Tuesday, 31 March 2026

PREMIER LEAGUE 2025/2026 MONTHLY REPORT - MARCH

 




I would’ve done this a whole lot sooner, but real life problems and the bloody sucker punch of realisation that there won’t be any proper football until the middle of April made me slack off a whole lot for this report. So sorry for that. Let us see who is first for the report of March…

 

Friday, 20 March 2026

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2025 - 2026 ROUND OF 16 SUMMARY REPORT

 




This season’s round of 16 was a bit of a downer, in all honesty. Most of the matches were mediocre, and the amount of goals scored wasn’t much fun. Most had predicted long before who would make it into the quarters, so that’s another layer of the disappointment that it was this season’s Round of 16. Some lucky people had even guessed the final results for almost all games.

Overall it was just a sub-par set of matches that an epic introduction isn’t even needed. I’m going to dive straight into the reporting starting with Arsenal and Leverkusen’s games.

 

Thursday, 5 March 2026

ВРЕДЕШЕ! АПСОЛУТНО ВРЕДЕШЕ!

 




Првиот чекор е секогаш најтешкиот,

Се чини дека душата ти излегува,

Страдањата се големи,

А болките уште поголеми.


Sunday, 1 March 2026

PREMIER LEAGUE 2025/2026 MONTHLY REPORT - FEBRUARY

 




Unlike the UEFA Champions League, the Premier League closed off February with a MOTHERFUCKING BANG!!! Saturday’s matches (28.02.2026) especially were unbelievably incredible. Loads of goals and action from all the games, with Liverpool’s 5-2 win over West Ham being the highlight of that particular day (we drew to these fuckers, by the way). On top of that, Wolves actually started to play football. It seems ever since their draw against United in late December, they’ve started to play football. TOO BAD THE MIDWAY POINT OF THE SEASON IS GONE AND WE’RE ENTERING THE FINAL THIRD OF THE 2025/2026 SEASON!!! They didn’t manage to break Derby County’s record, at least. The teams in the top 6 are also an interesting bunch, with a certain team aiming to bottle it yet again. It is time to see which matches of the month were noteworthy in our monthly report of the Premier League…

 

ГЛЕЈ СИ ЈА ТВОЈАТА РАБОТА

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