I would’ve done this a whole lot sooner,
but real life problems and the bloody sucker punch of realisation that there
won’t be any proper football until the middle of April made me slack off a
whole lot for this report. So sorry for that. Let us see who is first for the
report of March…
Oh… OH!!! OH FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!
I’M STARTING WITH THIS FAKE ASS MATCH???
WE WERE ROBBED!!! WHY DIDN’T THE REF
GIVE US
A PEN WHEN AMAD WAS PULLED IN THE 6 YARD BOX, BUT HE GAVE BOURNEMOUTH A
PEN? ON TOP OF THAT: HE SENT OFF HARRY MAGUIRE FOR A CHALLENGE THAT
WASN’T EVEN A CHALLENGE, NOR A PENALTY!!!
Get this shit match off of me before I
lose my shit…
A rivalry that I previously didn’t have
the chance to cover because one of the teams wasn’t in the Premier League for a
very long time, or there wasn't anything interesting to write about.
But now that there is something crazy to
talk about, it needs to be said, but Sunderland are having a great time this
season. More so than any other. That’s probably because this is the first time
where the team is NOWHERE NEAR relegation zone.
As a club known for bad luck, they sure
had incredible luck in their Tyne–Wear derby this month, where the prideful and
boastful Newcastle got their pants beat not just in the end result, but on the
pitch too.
That 10th minute goal from
Gordon was the activation for the bomb that was Sunderland AFC. The Black Cats
kept on striking the Magpies’ goal and players, hence the plethora of yellow
cards for Sunderland. Like damn.
An added note for Newcastle is that their
form really took a turn for the worse after their loss against Barcelona in the
Round of 16. Getting your ass whopped 7-2 will do that to a team. Sunderland on
the other hand also had a dip in form, but they are consistently trying to win
matches, unlike Newcastle.
How to make Liverpool fans suffer, guide
by March:
Step 1 – Advance in the Quarter Finals
of the Champions League
Step 2 – Lose to Wolverhampton Wanderers
in the Premier League
Step 3 – Have your start player announce
his departure at the end of the season for FREE
Step 4 – Slot is still your manager
So the tyranny of the Blue Scum from the
Second Division may be coming to a swift and justly end, as their streak of bad
run continues. Losing to Real in the Champions League, now this? Almighty Pep
is facing the music as I’m writing this as not only did he drop points against
a struggling side, but MAN CITY MAY GET DEDUCTED 60 POINTS FOR THE 115 FINANCIAL
BREACHES THAT HAVE ACCUMULATED IN THE LAST… I have no idea when they started to
do this, BUT IT IS SOMETHING EVERYONE IS LOOKING FORWARD TO! Will the point
deduction actually happen? Maybe. Who knows?
Speaking of the game itself, it was a
shit performance from City. Their goal from Silva was quickly forgotten when
Mavropanos equalised just 4 minutes after Silva scored. Their gameplan wasn’t
on point either, as they were quick to lose possession and struggle to pressure
defend West Ham into losing focus during attacks.
West Ham played well against a cheating
side. A draw was enough for them to keep their hopes of staying alive in the
league.
I’m putting this one here just to laugh
at Spurs…
STANDINGS
That FUCKING game against Bournemouth.
Actual disgrace of a match. United should’ve won it 3-1. Arsenal are 9 points
ahead of City with chances of them lifting the League trophy very much
possible. Should City mess up their next match, and Arsenal wins the next game,
then The Gunners win the League. Manchester United’s current good run is great,
albeit they tend to trip up on important matches. CERTAINLY better than last
season. Same for Villa. They’re both doing great. Also the gap from 5th
to 9th is looking pretty tin, so any fuck up and Liverpool could
find themselves outside of the European Competitions for the next season. And Chelsea
are there… I suppose.
Until
next time
Ѓорѓи „GioGio“ Илиев
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