It's September,
and you know what that means: IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL!!! I'm jesting, as I have not
been bothering with education in like a year or so, which still feels a bit
weird. But nevertheless, what's also back is the monthly report of the Premier
League, where I take few of the most significant matches of the month and I
ramble about them for a bit. And as for my lack of presence with writing... I
just had no inspiration nor motivation to write anything. Not a single digit
thought to create something on (digital) paper. Nada. NOTHING!
I watched a Mortal Kombat fight rather
than a Premier League football match. The rain, the aggression, the bloodshed.
It was all there man!
For the first 7 minutes, the game was
fresh and fine. But then Sanchez's tackle on Mbuemo in the 8th made the game
disappear. Like, the game was gone. It was so gone, by the time the 10th minute
rolled in, Chelsea made 2 subs: the first one was obvious (to replace their keeper),
but the second one was very odd. At first I thought it was to add a player that
can work with a 10-man squad, but looking at it now, I don't think it was worth
it.
Then near the end of the second half,
Casemiro got sent off for a rough tackle that was worthy of a yellow card(the
bloke already had a yellow). But by that point, United were 2-0 and clearly set
to win the game.
A goal from Chalobah in the 80th minute
to make the score 2-1 wasn't enough to make the blues stage an epic comeback.
Alongside the Mortal Kombat comparison,
the match also felt like I was watching an awful Sunday League game between 2
sub-par teams. I had to rearrange my jaw because it was open and refused to
close itself for 2 hours straight (including the half times).
Two of the fiercest teams in the League
faced off with lots to win and even more to lose. And in the end, neither
gained a thing.
Haaland scored in the 9th minute, which
was dope, I suppose. Then City did fuck all until they conceded in the 93rd
minute.
Arsenal did fuck all after conceding and
did something in stoppage time to deny City the 3 points.
The only take people got from this game
is City played defensively and scared, whereas Arsenal were playing like
Arsenal, minus the flair that Wenger had when he managed the team back in the
day.
Overall it was a shit match, not going
to lie.
As a fellow whose first love was Palace,
THIS WAS A BEAUTIFUL OUTCOME!
Crystal Palace are having a pretty
fucking strong start of the season, with 3 wins, 3 draws and... 0 DEFEATS???
And this game was to decide which team would win the "last team to lose
their lossless record gets to be clowned or made fun off" challenge??? Oh
how I love irony.
Palace was on Liverpool from the start
of the match, as the reds have been going through a questionable period over
the last few weeks, with performances that range from okay to "wtf did I
just watch". Sarr banged one for the eagles in the 9th minute and unlocked
a new level of hope and spirit support for his team and the fans. Despite
Palace's amazing form, Liverpool weren't far behind in creating their own
chances and playing lovely football, despite their weird form. Chiesa found the
back of the net in the 87th minute of the game, and Liverpool kind of hoped to
end it on a draw, as the team just wasn't able to do squat in order to make a
comeback.
BUT THEM RED & BLUE EAGLES SHUT
THOSE SCOUSE BASTARDS WITH A GOAL FROM NKETIAH IN THE LAST TOUCH OF THE GAME TO
RUIN THEIR LOSSLESS RUN, GET THE 3 POINTS, AND BE SO FUCKING CLOSE TO ACTUALLY
BEING FIRST!!!
Alright, what the bloody fuck is this
start of the season and why do I like it?
NOTTINGHAM FOREST vs. SUNDERLAND
In the left corner, we have a team with
rich history and legendary presence on the field. On the right, we have a team
that just keeps getting relegated all the time. And because of their mascot,
Bradley. That last bit isn't to throw shades at the team. That boy is the
reason why the black cats are back and are doing FANTASTIC AS I'M WRITING
THIS!!!
For a team that's known for shitting
itself the moment the season starts, 3 wins, 2 draws and 1 loss is mighty
impressive for Sunderland. You could say that alongside Bradley, the new
signings are also helping the team to perform well, especially their best
purchase in their history, Granit Xhaka. The guy's a baller, let me tell you
what. And this confirmation of success was proven when he assisted Alderete who
scored the only goal in this game in the 38th minute, and help the team keep a
clean sheet with his techinque and ability to know where he needs to go and
where and when to stand his ground.
Alongside that, Sunderland as a whole
played sweet. Plenty of good positionings from the players, lots of chances,
and best of all, the players were feeling happy and lucky, contrary to their
moniker being "The Black Cats".
In the end, the happy and jolly black
ca- PANTHERS, went back home with 3 points, 5th place in the League, and lots
of Wood to use to heat themselves from the upcoming cold autumn days that are
to come...
STANDINGS
Yeah... I'm just empty with stuff to
write about. This was a bit weary to create, but it was a decent warm up for my
writing skills. Hopefully during SPOOKY MONTH I'll create something that's
worthwhile reading.
Until next time,
Ѓорѓи „GioGio“Илиев
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