IZ A HALLOWEEN!!!
IZ A SPOOKY MONTH!!!
IZ A REPORTING TIEM!!!
October, without any doubt, was an
AWESOME month for the Premier League. It saw some fire matches, teams beating
the odds, send shivers down the fans’ spines, and it was overall a fan-fucking-tastic
month of football. So much so that I really
had a hard time trying to select which matches would represent this month,
since 90% of them were that amazing. After careful considerations, the selected
champions have been chosen, and I am more than happy to summarise them to you
on how they went down, and add some additional information regarding the team’s
performance of the month.
Before I indulge with my report, I just
want to write this here: WTF HAPPENED ON OCTOBER 21st? DID WE PISS
OFF SOMEONE OR SOMETHING? Because what happened on that day is madness. I’m of
course talking about the Champions League, which will be featured on my blog
again following the previous year’s format of writing about it once the league
phase has concluded. But on October 21st, half of the teams that
played scored 5+ goals, and the other half saw red cards. Seriously, what the
fuck?
And now, onto our feature presentation…
