After 9 months of insane and exciting European football, which consisted of 8 League Phase matches, Play-Offs of teams that didn’t truly qualify for Round of 16, said Round of 16, followed by the Quarters and Semis, we arrive at the final stage of this year’s UEFA Champions League competition. The teams that faced each other in the final were giving each other a run for their money. The home team almost didn’t make it to the final, as they had to go through the play-offs in order to ensure their survival, whilst the away team had it easy as they finished in a spot that guaranteed them easy access to the final.
After the play-offs, the home team found
their place in the tournament and started winning easily. Said could be almost
said for the away side, but they did struggle near the finish line. Regardless
of their struggles, they made it to the final.
And it is with great honour and excitement
that I must report to you all that the final match of the Champions League
2024/2025 season was THE match of the competition. It had it all: drama, intensity,
fierce battles between the players, the managers yelling at their players like
drill instructors, the passion shown from the fans. And in the end, after 90
minutes of intense football, the winners, with tears in their eyes, realising
that they had won the competition was…
OH WHO THE HELL AM I FOOLING WITH
THIS!!!
PSG SLAUGHTERED INTER 5 FUCKING 0! 5-0!!! FIVE!!! FUCKING!!! NIL!!!
PSG were in fucking DOMINATOR mode the
moment Inter started passing the ball back to their goalkeeper, which was as
early as the 2nd minute.
Hakim scored in the 12th
minute with an assist from Doué, after PSG played some incredible passes before
scoring the goal. Then in the 20th minute, said assistant scored the
second goal of the game. And by the end of the second half, the game was pretty
much done.
The
game’s gone - Simone Inzaghi’s half-time talk with his team
Second half began and Doué with another
one in the 63rd. Then Georgian super star Kvaratskhelia scored his
in the 73rd minute, and the last goal to pretty much close down this
practice match for PSG was scored by Mayulu in the 86th minute.
Maybe now PSG are ready for the final.
On a serious note, the game was SO gone,
that there was no extra announced. The ref just blew the whistle as soon as the
time showed 90:00.
Inter were physically there. Or maybe it
was just mannequins PSG used for their practice match.
Either way, PSG slaughtered Inter with 0
remorse. Worst thing is, I even planned out to make the report a bit more “epic”,
explaining how both sides reached the final by recapping their previous
matches. I had that written down, but after re-reading the draft, and looking
at the match again, I just had to fucking scrap it because YOU DO NOT BEAT BARCELONA, ONE OF
EUROPE’S GIANTS, IN A SPECTACULAR FASHION, AND THEN GET HAMMERED 6 FEET UNDER
IN A FINAL LIKE THIS ONE!!!
In conclusion…
Omelette au du fromage…
Ѓорѓи „GioGio“ Илиев
P.S I
am not covering the upcoming Club World Cup tournament. I had enough of writing
football related content for the last couple of weeks. Football will be missed
for the following 2-3 months, but we all need a break. Might actually sit down
and do something not football related for once…
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