Thursday, 30 November 2023

PREMIER LEAGUE MONTHLY REPORT - NOVEMBER

 







EVERTON VS MAN UTD



On November 17th, Everton were deducted 10 points for breaching the Premier League's profit and sustainability rules. The punishment was delivered with immediate effect and saw the club drop position on the table, battling relegation and break a record. Portsmouth were deducted 9 points in 2010 for similar reasons. The fans were super unhappy and angry about the decision and started petitions to boycott the League and its shitty rules. I have to agree with them on this one: Everton broke 1 rule and were deducted 10 points, whereas Manchester City has broken 115 RULES in the last 8 years, yet no punishment. Absolute disgrace!

To show their anger, they brought up all sorts of banners and flags do demonstrate their statement, message and discontent for their current situation.

And then they conceded a goal of the season contender from Garnacho in the 3rd minute…





SHEFFIELD UTD VS WOLVES



A football game where it was essentially a fight for sheer survival. The hunters became the hunted.

Skipping over the first half as it wasn’t as spectacular as the second, because shit went wild there.

Archer scored in the 72nd minute, with an assist from McAtee. Win was within Sheffield’s grasp, but those damn Wolves bit back. I inserted “damn” for dramatic purposes. Jean-Ricner Bellegarde, equalised in the 89th bloody minute, with a little bit of help from The Korean Guy (Hwang Hee-Chan).

The added time after the mad equaliser was 10 minutes. Fucking VAR causing games to extend and become tiresome to watch.

But once the 100th minute was reached, that’s when the winner was scored. AND IT WAS SHEFFILED THAT GRABBED THE 3 POINTS!!!

Despite winning, Sheffield are still in the bottom 3 fighting for survival. These 3 points were VERY MUCH needed.





CHELSEA VS MAN CITY



Just look at the image and the highlights below to see what the actual fuck happened, because this was a match where there were goals flying everywhere…

 


 

STANDINGS

 


 

Kind of a short monthly report. My review on Tomb Raider III drained me from creativity and I’m in a state of semi – hibernation, where I am taking a break from writing, but will try to post something. That and upcoming exams around the corner are forcing me to put my pen on the sides. That being said, I will make a recap on the Champions League Group Stage once the final match of said stage is over. Not right away, but the following day.

 

 

Until next time,

Ѓорѓи “GioGio” Илиев


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