Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspur
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| "One man army" Ronaldo saves us from a humiliating defeat... |
The game between these two was insane. It hit all the right notes to make this game feel special: lots of epic goals, good teamplay (that includes us, yes), lots of drama, own goals, and much more. So why is my quote regarding this game stating a "humiliating defeat" and about being saved from it?
Well, the answer is quite simple: HARRY MA-FUCKING-GUIRE!!!
This guy must be some kind of a secret agent with an assignment that states the following: Ruin United at all costs. With this in mind, it's no wonder why we've been shite all season. He not only "plays" for other teams, but scores for them too (scored an own goal in the 72nd minute). Thankfully, Ronaldo managed to save us from such a travesty with a goal in the 81st minute of the game, that being the 3rd goal of the game as well (before that, he scored in the 12th and 38th minute).
Overall, this game was remembered as fantastic just because Ronaldo scored a hat-trick. But outside of that, we were rubbish. And now after two matchweeks, we have dropped significantly. Matchweek 30 we didn't even play though. But still, we have dropped quite a lot and chances of regaining back 4th place will be tough...
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| A GLORIOUS game that left the losing side with a lot of HOLES... |
The games between Arsenal and Liverpool have always been exciting to me. There's just something about these two teams that create an unique and immersive atmosphere that can be best described as... Bloody English. Not just for football, but life in England as a whole, with North vs South duking it out to set it straight which side of England is the best.
And The North always wins.
Liverpool had a somewhat challenging game against "The Gunners". This was supported with goals that took place during the second half. The first from Diogo Jota in the 54th minute, and Roberto Firmino in the 62nd minute. These two have given their team a beautiful win and the 3 points needed to close the gap with the current leaders, Manchester City. The total points are as follows: Manchester City - 70 pts. ; Liverpool - 69 pts.
NICE!!!!
Wolves vs Leeds
OOOOOOO!!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!
A bloody and hype as all hell game between Wolves and Leeds happened. Current strong side Wolves lost and epic game against a relatively, on the verge of getting relegated and possibly deported to The Championship side Leeds United.
Wolves started out strong during the first half, with goals from Jonny and Trincao in the 26th and 51st minute respectively. Now, I said they scored in the first half. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A GOAL IN THE 51st BLOODY MINUTE?!?!?!
Well, instead of 8 minutes of added time, they played for 11.
Oh and let's not mention that Wolves' Jimenez received a second yellow and got sent off in the 53rd minute.
This was pretty much the end for "The Wolves" and their hopes of achieving a win in this game, as they conceded 3 goals in the second half.
Such a shame, really. A game that had a long first half and a dude sent off should have ended in a draw honestly. But that's just how life is sometimes...
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| We can kiss our asses goodbye, cause we might never reach the top 4 now... |
Until next time
Lord Slayer
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