PREMIER LEAGUE MATCHWEEK 28 REPORT

A fantastic matchweek took place in the last 5 days. Full of goals and action! Cannot believe that just happened. Most of the games were full of exciting action, excitement and best of all: THERE WERE LOTS OF WINNERS!!!

A more simplified version of this opening would be: 70% of the games ended up with 3 goal difference win or above. And that's fucking awesome.
And now, time to see who made it onto the report for this week...

Liverpool vs West Ham United

The best team won in the end...

This was one hell of a game. And it was a fantastic one. Both sides showed their absolute best, but in the end, the home side managed to secure their win the hard way.
Liverpool needs no background or additional info to cover up their reasons for winning. They've been like that since Klopp joined them as manager. A Mane goal in the 27th minute was enough for "The Scousers" to secure their 3 points and end up getting closer to Manchester City with each game.

Meanwhile, David Moyes' West Ham (fuck that bastard for ruining our team by the way) are on fire! They are playing like they're some big boys or something. And judging by how they played against Liverpool, it's easy to see why. I'd wish them nothing but the best, but because of their manager, I'll have to just stay neutral and just congratulate them for the fantastic game...

This season's top 4 could be a very unique one (also Sport Klub's highlights = Best highlights)

Manchester City vs Manchester United

Do I even have to bother with this one?

Saint Harry Maguire did wonders during this game. This beautiful Englishman, who is known for attracting all sorts of females, is also known for being one of the finest footballers of this generation. His skills on the pitch are unmatched. Eye coordination is at an all time high, key positioning is in tact, awareness of his surroundings... This is just a sample of his greatness...
Bets of all, he's the 12th man for the opponent team. ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!! AND IS THE GOD DAMN REASON WE CONCEEDED 4 FUCKING GOALS!!!
The REAL Saint of the club, De Gea, has reached fans' level of mentality: that being on the verge of fucking ending it all cause of this shite club that me, him and many other love. 
Fuck this, Fuck Maguire and FUCK THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF THE CLUB!!!

Enjoy the funny video. Very funny stuff...

Spurs vs Everton

The fuck?

Long story short:
- Tottenham bullied Everton to death.
- Everton got bullied by Tottenham to death

Lampard is going to kill "The Toffees" faster than we could kill Manchester United...

 

AND EVERTON LOST TO A TEAM THAT GOT KNOCKED OUT FROM THE NEWLY CREATED EUROPA CONFERENCE LEAGUE!!!

Standings

Will post more on this blog. I've just been feeling burned out from this so no new ideas are coming to mind. The Street Fighter 2 review will happen, but not right now. Have to recharge my creative nerves in order to write more awesome stuff.

Until next time
Lord Slayer