PREMIER LEAGUE MATCHWEEK 26 REPORT

 

Liverpool vs Leeds

RIP Leeds

Liverpool fucked Leeds up so bad that they have ruined their chances of living a good life in the Premier League.

That is all...

May their soul rest in peace...

Leeds vs Manchester United

NOW THIS, I LIKE!!! Also wait a fucking minute!

What a game this was! A wonderful display of football from my beloved Manchester United guaranteed us the well deserved win. But not without some goals to concede.

First off, congratulations on Harry Maguire for not sucking this match. He was actually pretty good, and scored us a goal. Nice one mate! Now continue like that for the rest of your career or you're gonna say bye-bye to your kneecaps. The other folks that scored for our side were Bruno Fernandes, Fred and Anthony Elanga. Elanga being the talk of town as of late cause he saved our asses from a 1-0 defeat against Atletico in the 1st leg of the Round of 16 in the Champions League.

And Leeds weren't so bad either. They responded to our 2-0 at the time with quick two goals in the 53rd and 54th minute of the game. But was not enough to keep their hopes for win alive.

ALSO I JUST FUCKING REALIZED THEY ARE FEATURED TWICE AND LOST TWICE AND GOT HUMILIATED TWICE!!!

I forgot I mentioned them during the really short report for their game against Liverpool

Manchester City vs Tottenham Hotspur

NOW THIS, I LIKE!!! Part II

The mighty champions of England, Manchester City, suffered their biggest defeat of the season yet. Declawed and humiliated against Tottenham Hotspur, a team who is bellow them in many levels and aspects, outmatched and outsmarted "The Citizens" in a game that made no impact on the table on either side whatsoever.

Game was still epic though.

Dejan Kulusevski scored the first goal in the 4th minute, but Ilkay Gündogan equalized in the 33rd minute to make the score 1-1. Second half comes in, and the almighty Harry Kane banged one in the net to give Spurs the lead. But the real kicker of this game was during the final moments, when Riyad Mahrez's equalizer was denied by our saviour and hero that protects his country and his fellow queen, Sir Harold Kane, who immediately responded to City's goal in the dying moments of the game, with a goal that was scored in the dead moments of the game.

Truly, this game was epic.

City are still 1st and Spurs are 8th, so the whole epic moment was for nothing really...

An epic game for a fuck all result in the end...

Standings

Until next time
Lord Slayer