PREMIER LEAGUE MATCHWEEK 21 REPORT

 

Arsenal vs Manchester City

Always fear the veteran...

An exchange of blows took place at Etihad this matchweek. It was a fight to the death between Arsenal and Manchester City. And "The Citizens" ended up with the 3 points, and Arsenal's head on the pitchfork.

The opener of the game was 31 minutes late. Saka was late with the delivery. But then a penalty for Manchester City lead to the score being equalized. 57th minute.

Then a red card for Magalhaes in the 59th minute, to make things worse for "The Gunners". And in the end, Rodri in the 93rd minute scored the winner for the game.

A long and hard fight ended with 1 casualty, and a glorious victory for the opposing force...

City at this point should just receive the league trophy without even playing...

Chelsea vs Liverpool

A ferocious fight that ended up with no winners, but a lesson on how to improve...

SLAUGHTERFEST!!! WRECKFEST!!!

Two of the greatest powerhouses of this season were unable to decide who should be the better one. On one hand, we have the current strong and scary (Scouse bastards) Liverpool. On the other, we have the fast and composed Chelsea. And these two strike a perfect balance in the league. A Ying and Yang of sorts.

And this balance of the forces of light and dark were perfectly demonstrated in a 2-2 match that left both sides exhausted, and their fans up on their toes. The Red, the anger, the fury, took the lead early on in the 9th minute, and then the 26th. Mane and Salah brought the rage.

But these opposing forces need to be balanced out in some way. The Blue, the calm, the peace, denied any other attempts from Liverpool to be made. As Kovacic and Pulisic replied in a quick and efficient way Liverpool's lust for blood, with compassion and love...

One of the bloodiest matches of the season...  Also why are almost all London clubs such pricks with their "Watch it on Youtube only" rule? 

Manchester United vs Wolverhampton 

I'm off to go kill myself #2

We lost and Wolverhampton had a historical moment. THE END...

Congratulations to Wolverhampton for this huge and important historical moment. And then there's us getting tossed around like ragdolls, even after our humiliating defeat...

Standings

No football for a while. FA Cup will be taking its place instead. Should be fun.

Have a lovely afternoon everyone.

Lord Slayer...