I WANT TO CLARIFY THAT IN MY LAST REPORT, I MENTIONED THAT MANCHESTER UNITED COULD END UP ON 4TH, SHOULD THE TEAMS ABOVE US LOSE OR DRAW THEIR GAMES!!!
AND I GOT IT FUCKING RIGHT!!! I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW!!!
Manchester United vs West Ham
Christ this was a bad game...
That does not mean that I am happy with this outcome of us ending up in the top 4 at the end of the matchweek. Our game against West Ham... Was amateurish at best.
The game was so beyond boring and dreadful, that I regret watching it. Like we had so many chances to score goals. At the end, a goal from England's most beloved super hero, "Charity Man" Marcus Rashford, was given a meal from Cavani in the 93rd minute of the game, which Rashford thankfully finished it off with no problems. Now he and his squad can go home knowing that they were fed a WIN and that they won't be going hungry for a while now...
I never actually do this, but I had to use the footage from the losing side, cause United decided to cuck me with their "Watch on YouTube" bullshit. As for the match, I felt like I was force-fed with Marcus' food...
Okay, we have a game that I can make a brief report on it, as the one with Arsenal was dead as fuck.
Anyways, Chelsea managed to regain back their strength. And the only way to regain one's strength is to do it in the most flamboyant way possible: by showing complete dominance over your territorial rivals from your own city.
Spurs could not handle "The Blues", as they got their ass whopped 2-0 at Stamford Bridge, with goals from Hakim Ziyech (47th minute) and Thiago Silva (55th minute). These two players, aided by Odoi and Mount, made the game look like it was a training session for Chelsea, and a nightmare for Tottenham.
Chelsea now enjoy a healthy 3rd place in the league, with Manchester United behind them, but Liverpool and City (the latter which drew against Southampton of all teams) are in front of them. Could Chelsea end up ahead of them, or just ahead of Liverpool and end in 2nd? Who knows...
Give Chelsea a round of applause, since they somehow made our job climbing into the "Top 5" a lot easier
Standings
I just said a few days ago: "Imagine if the team above us lose their games and we end up 4th". And it happened. Question now is: Can we hold onto that position and aim higher? Remain 4th? Or fuck it all up?
The postponing of some games, plus domestic cup games, plus a lot of other shit = made me slightly forget about my blog for a bit. And the Premier League too!
Before I start writing about the clusterfuck that is Matchweek Report 22 (clusterfuck because teams are just playing games out of order at this point), I'd like to say the following thing:
Нека е за многу години славата на Свети Јован Крстител. Мир, љубов и здравје на тие што ја имаат како семејна слава (јас припаѓам овде), на тие што го носат неговото име, па и на тие што ни ја имаат како семејна слава ни како име.
Уште еднаш, нека е за многу години.
With the holy greetings settled, time to give a brief explanation about this long as fuck inactivity of mine. First of all, life itself. Got a bit sick (due to lack of sleep, caused by going to classes. In other words. I was tired and got a bit sick), and was just waiting for the next matchweek to start. But as it turns out, I almost lost track of that, which is why I am giving the title of clusterfuck. Secondly, exams. Fuck exams. Lastly, I forgot what I was going to say.
But anyways, may the clusterfuck begin...
Manchester City vs Chelsea
A clash between champions...
It was a good showdown between "The Citizens" and "The Blues". The fact that the game finished 1-0 could mean two things: Either the teams had good defense, or the game was shite and both teams were bad. Well...
It's the former actually. Both the European Champions and English Champions were playing fantastic football that left the fans praising both sides. Chelsea and City were fantastic. But just because they both had a good game, it doesn't mean something serious is hiding behind the curtains.
De Bryune, with an assist from Joao Cancelo, scored the only goal in the 70th minute. With this, City earned the 3 points, and they are another step closer on lifting the title early. Meanwhile, Chelsea are going through some times right now, so we should leave them on fixing themselves...
A goal separates the good from the best...
Norwich City vs Everton
Well this just fucking happened...
I am literally shaking and crying right now. NORWICH CITY WON A BLOODY GAME!!! THE END IS NEAR EVERYBODY!!!
On a more serious and positive note, "The Canaries" bagged a HUGE win against Everton. It gets even better, since they were assisted by them in the creation in the first goal. They are rather grateful to Michael Keane for that. Not too long after that, they scored on their own. They are starting to spread their wings, these yellow guys. They... made me shed a tear of joy.
And then there is Everton, who fucked everything up in this clash, keep fucking shit up in the Premier in general, and got Rapha Benitez fucking sacked after this game. A lots of fucking is going down at Everton right now. Will they be able to unfuck from this bad luck? Only time will tell...
Norwich decided to spread their wings and sing their cheerful song that led them to this win...
West Ham United vs Leeds United
United together to score goals. United together for a hat-trick. United for... I don't know...
So much to uncover here, but my huge uncovering will be done in a few words. But those few words pack a lot of punch.
So! West Ham vs Leeds happened. A game between a team in the top 5 and a team in the bottom 5. One is having a promising future if they keep doing good. Other one is having a shitty future if they keep doing bad. What do you think happened in the end? LEEDS WON! They won their clash against West Ham with difficulty, but a wonderful hat-trick to compensate for their near loss. They did good, but not good enough to escape the dreadful bottom 5. They will need to do a lot more if they want to avoid the dark pits of the "Prem".
Meanwhile, West Ham, despite the loss, are having the times of their lives right now. 4t in the league, have a chance to catch up to Chelsea. Shit's wild, man!
"THE PEACKOCKS" ARE A FUCKING MASSIVE CLUB!!!
Brentford vs Manchester United
We won a game. Yay!
A few games these two teams played in the last couple of days, so I am a bit out of touch with how and what is going on with the matchweeks because of this. Then again, this is the virus' doing, so there's that. But before I say how mediocre our game was, I'd like to point out that we drew against Villa the game before this one. We slipped against bloody Steven Gerrard.
As for this one against Brentford, it was mediocre, but in a good way. We did nothing in the first half, and then did something in the second. Elanga scored the first goal of the game in the 55th minute, followed by Greenwood in the 62nd, and Rashford concluded our goal scoring adventure against Brentford in the 77th minute. Wish this type of mentality (striking in the 2nd half after figuring out your opponents in the 1st half) was used for strong teams, and not fucking Brentford.
Oh, and they scored in the 85th minute. That's... something that happened as well...
A good win, but we'll need more of these good wins to catch up with the rest... Also guess what United! I just outsmarted your outsmartening. Fuck you and your bullshit policy of "Watch this on Youtube only". Hvala puno Sport Klub...
Standings
When you think about it, we can end up 4th if the teams above us lose their next games...
I sort of don't know how to end this report, so enjoy the following 2 remixes of Yakuza 0 and Yakuza Kiwami 2's music. The dude makes EPIC remix covers of not just video games, but other things as well...
An exchange of blows took place at Etihad this matchweek. It was a fight to the death between Arsenal and Manchester City. And "The Citizens" ended up with the 3 points, and Arsenal's head on the pitchfork.
The opener of the game was 31 minutes late. Saka was late with the delivery. But then a penalty for Manchester City lead to the score being equalized. 57th minute.
Then a red card for Magalhaes in the 59th minute, to make things worse for "The Gunners". And in the end, Rodri in the 93rd minute scored the winner for the game.
A long and hard fight ended with 1 casualty, and a glorious victory for the opposing force...
City at this point should just receive the league trophy without even playing...
Chelsea vs Liverpool
A ferocious fight that ended up with no winners, but a lesson on how to improve...
SLAUGHTERFEST!!! WRECKFEST!!!
Two of the greatest powerhouses of this season were unable to decide who should be the better one. On one hand, we have the current strong and scary (Scouse bastards) Liverpool. On the other, we have the fast and composed Chelsea. And these two strike a perfect balance in the league. A Ying and Yang of sorts.
And this balance of the forces of light and dark were perfectly demonstrated in a 2-2 match that left both sides exhausted, and their fans up on their toes. The Red, the anger, the fury, took the lead early on in the 9th minute, and then the 26th. Mane and Salah brought the rage.
But these opposing forces need to be balanced out in some way. The Blue, the calm, the peace, denied any other attempts from Liverpool to be made. As Kovacic and Pulisic replied in a quick and efficient way Liverpool's lust for blood, with compassion and love...
One of the bloodiest matches of the season... Also why are almost all London clubs such pricks with their "Watch it on Youtube only" rule?
Manchester United vs Wolverhampton
I'm off to go kill myself #2
We lost and Wolverhampton had a historical moment. THE END...
Congratulations to Wolverhampton for this huge and important historical moment. And then there's us getting tossed around like ragdolls, even after our humiliating defeat...
Standings
No football for a while. FA Cup will be taking its place instead. Should be fun.
