Monday, 24 January 2022

PREMIER LEAGUE MATCHWEEK 23 REPORT






I WANT TO CLARIFY THAT IN MY LAST REPORT, I MENTIONED THAT MANCHESTER UNITED COULD END UP ON 4TH, SHOULD THE TEAMS ABOVE US LOSE OR DRAW THEIR GAMES!!!

AND I GOT IT FUCKING RIGHT!!! I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW!!!




Manchester United vs West Ham

Christ this was a bad game...




That does not mean that I am happy with this outcome of us ending up in the top 4 at the end of the matchweek. Our game against West Ham... Was amateurish at best.
The game was so beyond boring and dreadful, that I regret watching it. Like we had so many chances to score goals. At the end, a goal from England's most beloved super hero, "Charity Man" Marcus Rashford, was given a meal from Cavani in the 93rd minute of the game, which Rashford thankfully finished it off with no problems. Now he and his squad can go home knowing that they were fed a WIN and that they won't be going hungry for a while now...

I never actually do this, but I had to use the footage from the losing side, cause United decided to cuck me with their "Watch on YouTube" bullshit. As for the match, I felt like I was force-fed with Marcus' food...




Arsenal vs Burnley

AT LEAST NOT AS BAD AS THIS ONE!!!


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Chelsea vs Spurs





Okay, we have a game that I can make a brief report on it, as the one with Arsenal was dead as fuck.
Anyways, Chelsea managed to regain back their strength. And the only way to regain one's strength is to do it in the most flamboyant way possible: by showing complete dominance over your territorial rivals from your own city.
Spurs could not handle "The Blues", as they got their ass whopped 2-0 at Stamford Bridge, with goals from Hakim Ziyech (47th minute) and Thiago Silva (55th minute). These two players, aided by Odoi and Mount, made the game look like it was a training session for Chelsea, and a nightmare for Tottenham.
Chelsea now enjoy a healthy 3rd place in the league, with Manchester United behind them, but Liverpool and City (the latter which drew against Southampton of all teams) are in front of them. Could Chelsea end up ahead of them, or just ahead of Liverpool and end in 2nd? Who knows...

Give Chelsea a round of applause, since they somehow made our job climbing into the "Top 5" a lot easier




Standings

I just said a few days ago: "Imagine if the team above us lose their games and we end up 4th". And it happened. Question now is: Can we hold onto that position and aim higher? Remain 4th? Or fuck it all up?




Until next time
Lord Slayer...

 









 



 

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