Sunday, 7 November 2021

PREMIER LEAGUE MATCHWEEK 11 REPORT




Let's get this shit over with cause I'm fuming...


Manchester United vs Manchester City

OLE FUCKING OUT!!! OUT I FUCKING SAY!!!


I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS CLUB AND ITS BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!!!
Manchester United managed to completely ruin things for themselves yet again, as they lost ANOTHER GOD DAMN game against a rival of ours, this time being our city rivals, Manchester City... Sounds kind of weird when I say this out loud. But anyways...
Manchester United failed to produce any quality football over the last couple of games (this season). And this match is no exception, having failed to produce anything that resembles an attack or defense is a joke!
The entirety of the team (minus De Gea), should be ashamed of themselves. And the biggest problem, in my honest opinion, is Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. The guy may be a legend, that's undeniable, but what he's doing with his club right now is inexcusable. He needs to be sacked. ASAP!!!
As for the game, we were shite 1st and 2nd half, an own goal in the 7th minute (thanks Baily) and a goal from Bernando Silva in the 45th minute, ended all hopes for us to do anything.
I'm just not in the mood for elaborating further with this part of the report. I'm just upset! First Liverpool, and now CITY. I'm off to end it all...
Where is Roy Keane when you need him to teach these twats some manners?



West Ham United vs Liverpool

WEST HAM ARE A FUCKING MASSIVE CLUB!!!


Okay I may not be ending it all after all... God damn it, here I go again with the horrible sentence making... AGAIN!!!
But anyways, Liverpool suffered their first ever defeat of the season at the hands of West Ham United. The red side of Merseyside travelled all the way to East London to face "The Hammers" in a game that in my opinion, is a contender for game of the week. Both home and away side were battling like true warriors, fighting for those sweet and delicious 3 points, and the chance to make their progress in the standings better. And in the end, the victory and 3 points ended up belonging to West Ham United.
The whole game was a mess. In a good way that is. The man who opened the game was Liverpool's keeper Alisson, who unfortunately scored for West Ham, rather than Liverpool, in the 4th minute of the game. However, that did not last long, as Trent Alexander-Arnold equalized in the 41st minute. 
2nd half was on the way and after 2 goals from Fornals (67th minute) and Zouma (74th minute), the chances of Liverpool making an epic comeback were in a huge doubt. And this was proven to be true, when the only reply Liverpool had for "The Hammers" was a goal from Origi in the 83rd minute, and nothing more.
3-2 was the final score, 3 points for West Ham United, and 3rd place was their ultimate reward for this matchweek. David Moyes' boys are having some wonderful times right now-
I just realized Moyes was their manager... RIGHT!!! I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO STOP EXISTING NOW!!!
WE ARE FUCKING MASSIVE!!!



STANDINGS

Oh my God! I am about to commit game end. 6th place? We're on the ropes boys...


Sadly, this matchweek wasn't a very exciting one (which is a good thing), as only this one and the Manchester Derby were the only games that brought the hype for me to write, and brought the hype in general. As next week it's internationals, no football for the whole week. But do not worry, for I am cooking something BIG, a HISTORICAL, and full of ADVENTURE, that will make you take a somewhat long break from whatever you're working or doing in order to read it.

Now if you excuse me, I'm off to RAID a TOMB to find more materials for my next writing.


Until next time
Lord Slayer






*The Manor will be open for visitors some time next week. Day of opening is still discussed 



 












 

No comments:

Post a Comment

PREMIER LEAGUE 2025/2026 DECEMBER REPORT

  After long and exhausting 12 months of many ups and many, many downs, we’ve reached the end of 2025 and next stop is 2026. The year hasn’t...