A week full of surprises and madness...
It's been quite a week for the Premier League. Matches that made plenty of people feel upset, and some hopeful for their club in the League and their future, whether they avoid the bottom, or get the chance to play in the top European tournaments. But before I start with my report, I'd like to say a huge THANK YOU/БЛАГОДАРАМ МНОГУ/GRAZIE MILLE/どうもありがとう for making my story „Безвредна битка“ my most viewed post on my blog. I cannot express how happy I feel that a story about a guy who fought against others because he was being bothered by them, became being seen by plenty of people. 60+ may seem like a small number, but it's still something. So thank you, thank you all for reading it and checking out your thoughts about it made me even more happy.
With the thankful message done, we're diving into matchweek 10, where we see 2 HUGE disappointments...
With the thankful message done, we're diving into matchweek 10, where we see 2 HUGE disappointments...
Tottenham Hotspur vs Manchester United
Man United winning? Get out of here!!!
Manchester United, after an abysmal week of being made fun of and being slapped on silly by our arch-nemesis Liverpool, came back with a banger this Saturday, playing against a questionable Spurs side. Us, the guests, played like we have been dominating this season with dictatorship mentality. Goals from Ronaldo (39th minute), Cavani (64th minute) and Rashford (86th minute) helped "The Red Devils" to show complete domination against their opponents at the White Hart Lane.
However, this wasn't the only bad news for Spurs, who as I mentioned in the opening, were playing terribly against us. No creativity in their game plans, missing their chances to score goals, unable to defend when they were about to be penetrated... Nothing. But that was nothing compared to the sacking of their coach, Nuno Espirito Santo. The guy was in charge for 4 months, and failed to produce any good results, so the sacking was justified in some ways. But then again, losing against a side that got sodomized by their rivals, you deserve to be physically kicked out of the club.
Fun fact: Me and a friend of mine had the idea of sorting out United's problems with the help of some "fiery passion" at our disposal. Once that would've been done, Derby was gonna get the same treatment too.
However, this wasn't the only bad news for Spurs, who as I mentioned in the opening, were playing terribly against us. No creativity in their game plans, missing their chances to score goals, unable to defend when they were about to be penetrated... Nothing. But that was nothing compared to the sacking of their coach, Nuno Espirito Santo. The guy was in charge for 4 months, and failed to produce any good results, so the sacking was justified in some ways. But then again, losing against a side that got sodomized by their rivals, you deserve to be physically kicked out of the club.
Fun fact: Me and a friend of mine had the idea of sorting out United's problems with the help of some "fiery passion" at our disposal. Once that would've been done, Derby was gonna get the same treatment too.
United have done well, but that won't be enough to heal our scars and the questionable decision to keep Ole "At the Wheel"...
Wolverhampton vs Everton
"The Wolves" just keep on impressing me. True Underdogs in my honest opinion...
Wolverhampton have done it again!
These boys are making huge impressions with me and how they handle themselves when they lead and when they are under pressure. They managed to be part of my matchweek 8 report. Because their recent performance has been quite amazing. And their standing in the Prem speaks for itself: 7th place!
Before mentioning who scored the goals, once again I am sending my respect towards the orange boys, because they have earned it.
And now, the people that managed to embarrass "The Toffees" and their manager, Rafa Benitez:
- Wolverhampton: Kilman (28th minute) & Jimenez (32nd minute)
- Everton: Iwobi (66th minute)
Yes. Even with Everton scoring, that wasn't enough to motivate the team to make a comeback or draw to save themselves. But they are still lurking at the teams above them, waiting for their opportunity to strike back...
These boys are making huge impressions with me and how they handle themselves when they lead and when they are under pressure. They managed to be part of my matchweek 8 report. Because their recent performance has been quite amazing. And their standing in the Prem speaks for itself: 7th place!
Before mentioning who scored the goals, once again I am sending my respect towards the orange boys, because they have earned it.
And now, the people that managed to embarrass "The Toffees" and their manager, Rafa Benitez:
- Wolverhampton: Kilman (28th minute) & Jimenez (32nd minute)
- Everton: Iwobi (66th minute)
Yes. Even with Everton scoring, that wasn't enough to motivate the team to make a comeback or draw to save themselves. But they are still lurking at the teams above them, waiting for their opportunity to strike back...
The wolf. A beautiful creature that works best when it's with its pack...
Liverpool vs Brighton
Klopp wasn't kidding when he said Brighton were a tricky club...
AND THAT HURTS!!! Instead of saying we look forward to play against our rivals, he goes with: "We shall use our best to kill them!" And against Brighton, he's like: "They are a trap club."
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING JURGEN?!?!?
Well, to be honest, he does have a point. We're in the mud for our 9th year in a row, and we struggle a lot, but at least we don't drop our confidence the next game after winning 5-0.
And his words hit him like a Big Rig. Hard and Harsh. Goals from Henderson (4th minute) and Mane (24th minute) may have given high hopes for Liverpool, but "The Seagulls" responded by shitting on their hopes of victory with a goal in the same half by Mwepu (41st minute), followed by a goal in the second half from Trossard (65th minute). And afterwards, Brighton just kept on attacking. Attacking beautifully, making sure Liverpool does not get a hold of the ball, or get any type of possession, or do anything with it.
They kept going with this style of play until the final whistle was blown. This was a letdown for both sides, as their sharing of the points meaning they dropped from their respected places OR dropping points to catch up to someone.
Kinda like communism. Sharing does not mean winning...
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING JURGEN?!?!?
Well, to be honest, he does have a point. We're in the mud for our 9th year in a row, and we struggle a lot, but at least we don't drop our confidence the next game after winning 5-0.
And his words hit him like a Big Rig. Hard and Harsh. Goals from Henderson (4th minute) and Mane (24th minute) may have given high hopes for Liverpool, but "The Seagulls" responded by shitting on their hopes of victory with a goal in the same half by Mwepu (41st minute), followed by a goal in the second half from Trossard (65th minute). And afterwards, Brighton just kept on attacking. Attacking beautifully, making sure Liverpool does not get a hold of the ball, or get any type of possession, or do anything with it.
They kept going with this style of play until the final whistle was blown. This was a letdown for both sides, as their sharing of the points meaning they dropped from their respected places OR dropping points to catch up to someone.
Kinda like communism. Sharing does not mean winning...
"The Reds" got their win denied in a good all out brawl...
Manchester City vs Crystal Palace
A true BRUH moment right here...
Bruh!
City lost bruh!
They dropped points bruh!
Palace put them in their place bruh!
Zaha and Gallagher dropped the sick beats bruh!
Laporte got sent off mid-way bruh!
United will be beaten bruh!
City vs Utd. bruh!
Bruh!
*Oh Look! I made a fighter jet with that bad summary/rap of the game
**Palace were my favorite club when I was little, before I realized that United is the way...
City lost bruh!
They dropped points bruh!
Palace put them in their place bruh!
Zaha and Gallagher dropped the sick beats bruh!
Laporte got sent off mid-way bruh!
United will be beaten bruh!
City vs Utd. bruh!
Bruh!
*Oh Look! I made a fighter jet with that bad summary/rap of the game
**Palace were my favorite club when I was little, before I realized that United is the way...
Bruh...
Leicester City vs Arsenal FC
ちょっと待って！！！Since when did Arsenal regain back their peak form?
[ちょっと待って！！！] - Chotto matte!!! = Hold up!!!
The final game I have managed to decide to report was that of "The Foxes" vs "The Gunners". And this game just proves that a hunter that has the skills with his firearm can hunt down his prey pretty easy.
Arsenal neutralized Leicester with a comfortable win of 0-2, with goals from Magalhaes (5th minute) Emile Smith Rowe (18th minute). Their game has been very good, not only against "The Foxes", but in general, which makes me feel bad for making fun of them at the start of the season. They have changed that quickly with climbing from the bottom 3 to 6th place, right behind us, but we're above them cause of goal difference. but nevertheless, Arsenal have redeemed themselves and are now ready to challenge anyone they're up against, as long as they don't fuck it up that is...
Arsenal neutralized Leicester with a comfortable win of 0-2, with goals from Magalhaes (5th minute) Emile Smith Rowe (18th minute). Their game has been very good, not only against "The Foxes", but in general, which makes me feel bad for making fun of them at the start of the season. They have changed that quickly with climbing from the bottom 3 to 6th place, right behind us, but we're above them cause of goal difference. but nevertheless, Arsenal have redeemed themselves and are now ready to challenge anyone they're up against, as long as they don't fuck it up that is...
Leicester got their asses kicked hard at their home ground...
STANDINGS
Chelsea still at the top LMAO! Also West Ham singing "We're fucking massive" too...
See you in 2 days, when I'll write about the next matchday of the Champions League.
Lord Slayer...
Lord Slayer...
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