Oh boy it's (NOT) good to be back watching good football again!
It's been a good while since my last matchweek report. Or any football related article/blog that I've written. Last week, the nationals took place, so my mind on stories and poems in my case. And while I didn't write a lot of them, I still feel good about writing them. They may help out in the near future, where I might be pumping out things like that every 2 days or so.
But anyways, let's kick off with this report with... OH COME ON!!! AGAIN? ANOTHER MURDER HAPPENED?!?!?
But anyways, let's kick off with this report with... OH COME ON!!! AGAIN? ANOTHER MURDER HAPPENED?!?!?
Watford vs Liverpool
JESUS CHRIST!!!
It all started in the 8th minute, when the Senegal star Mane scored in the 8th minute, with an assist from the current Premier League star (and I hate that fact) Mohammed Salah. This was a sign for things to come. And boy did they come. They came by so fast, I wasn't done with my bathroom by the time I came by and saw that the scoreline was 0-4. Like what the actual fuck happened whilst I was taking a dump and a shower?
Firmino and Salah happened. Firmino in the 37th and 52nd minute, and Salah joining in 2 minutes later. AND TO FINISH THINGS OFF, Firmino scored in stoppage time, sending Watford to the hospital to be healed from this horrifying match (or wonderful, if you're a Liverpool fan)...
"The Scousers" show no mercy. Can anyone stop this lot from committing war crimes every other week?
Aston Villa vs Wolverhampton
Caught you by surprise with this one, didn't I?
And now for something completely different.
This time around, we don't have a team that's in the top 5 doing wonders, but rather something that's a team in the top 10 doing a GIANT WONDER!!!
Wolverhampton Wanderers have done just that. And it was a beauty. "The Wolves" have produced, in my opinion, the greatest game of this month, and have won the game for the week too. Hope dies last, it is said. But nope. That shit didn't happen this time.
"Danny Ings (48th minute) and John McGin (68th minute) guided Aston Villa to victory", is what I would've said, had not it been the final 15 minutes of the match, where Wolverhampton went full Ultra Instinct and became Super Saiyan Wolverhampton. Sais in the 80th minute, Coady in the 85th minute, and FINALLY, MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN SON OF BITCHIN' FUCK FUCK FUCKING RUBEN NEVES IN THE 95TH FUCKING MINUTE SEALED THE FINAL GOAL AND GAVE WANDERERS THEIR WELL DESERVED WIN, 3 POINTS AND 10TH PLACE ON THE TABLE!!!
Man! Football is better than sex...
This time around, we don't have a team that's in the top 5 doing wonders, but rather something that's a team in the top 10 doing a GIANT WONDER!!!
Wolverhampton Wanderers have done just that. And it was a beauty. "The Wolves" have produced, in my opinion, the greatest game of this month, and have won the game for the week too. Hope dies last, it is said. But nope. That shit didn't happen this time.
"Danny Ings (48th minute) and John McGin (68th minute) guided Aston Villa to victory", is what I would've said, had not it been the final 15 minutes of the match, where Wolverhampton went full Ultra Instinct and became Super Saiyan Wolverhampton. Sais in the 80th minute, Coady in the 85th minute, and FINALLY, MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN SON OF BITCHIN' FUCK FUCK FUCKING RUBEN NEVES IN THE 95TH FUCKING MINUTE SEALED THE FINAL GOAL AND GAVE WANDERERS THEIR WELL DESERVED WIN, 3 POINTS AND 10TH PLACE ON THE TABLE!!!
Man! Football is better than sex...
Shoutout to their YouTube channel, FOR ALSO HYPING THE HIGHLIGHTS AS WELL!!!
Leicester City vs Manchester United
I have nothing on my mind to conclude this report, except just to go and burry my head underground and cover it with more than just dirt to represent my level of shame that I have at the moment. New post will be up this Thursday, where I will analyze matchday 3 of the UEFA Champions League.
See you in 2 days
Lord Slayer...
*だが断る！！！(Daga kotowaru!!!) - to refuse
LAUGH!!! THIS IS PEAK COMEDY!!!
Karma's a bitch, ain't she? I started off by making fun of Arsenal's start of the season with a butt load of jokes raging from their game plan, all the way to their Saturday evening activities post games. And now look what it has come to. We're eating it now.
Leicester "Dominatrix" City have done it yet again. This club is just full of surprises. They will surprise you in any shape and form. But that surprise will always be positive. 100% positive vibes (thought I was gonna say positive to some kind of a test, huh? Shame on you!).
I refuse to talk about United. I just refuse! *だが断る！！！ They have done such a fuck up with this one that nothing is worth mentioning. Not even Greenwood's goal.
That's because Leicester were just too good. Possession, they were dominant. Defense, they were amazing. Attack, they were devastating. That goal from Vardy from kick off in the 83rd minute was something you'd see if you play FIFA Ultimate Team and you score or concede a goal from the same scenario.
Overall, bravo Leicester! Bravo!!!
Leicester "Dominatrix" City have done it yet again. This club is just full of surprises. They will surprise you in any shape and form. But that surprise will always be positive. 100% positive vibes (thought I was gonna say positive to some kind of a test, huh? Shame on you!).
I refuse to talk about United. I just refuse! *だが断る！！！ They have done such a fuck up with this one that nothing is worth mentioning. Not even Greenwood's goal.
That's because Leicester were just too good. Possession, they were dominant. Defense, they were amazing. Attack, they were devastating. That goal from Vardy from kick off in the 83rd minute was something you'd see if you play FIFA Ultimate Team and you score or concede a goal from the same scenario.
Overall, bravo Leicester! Bravo!!!
10/10 performance from "The Foxes". 'Nuff said...
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace
A drop of form for "The Gunners", but still far from how they started the season...
Arsenal faced Palace in a 2-2 draw yesterday (Monday, 18-10-2021) with both sides having good chances to turn the match in their favor. But in the end, there was no winner. Just too good sides sharing the points.
Aubameyang opened the game with his goal in the 8th minute, and gave Arsenal the lead, up until the 50th minute, when Benteke said "Nay" and then Odsonne Edouard said "Nae Nae" in the 73rd minute. With this in mind, Palace were on their way to victory, but Lacazette in THE dying moments of the game, scored the goal that halted Palace's progress, and ended the game with no winners. Just communists.
Am I thinking too deep with that last one? Probably not...
Aubameyang opened the game with his goal in the 8th minute, and gave Arsenal the lead, up until the 50th minute, when Benteke said "Nay" and then Odsonne Edouard said "Nae Nae" in the 73rd minute. With this in mind, Palace were on their way to victory, but Lacazette in THE dying moments of the game, scored the goal that halted Palace's progress, and ended the game with no winners. Just communists.
Am I thinking too deep with that last one? Probably not...
Points are shared between "The Gunners" and "The Eagles"...
Standings
United have dropped down from the Top 5. Hope may not be lost just yet...
I have nothing on my mind to conclude this report, except just to go and burry my head underground and cover it with more than just dirt to represent my level of shame that I have at the moment. New post will be up this Thursday, where I will analyze matchday 3 of the UEFA Champions League.
See you in 2 days
Lord Slayer...
*だが断る！！！(Daga kotowaru!!!) - to refuse
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