Friday, 30 January 2026

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2025-2026 LEAGUE PHASE SUMMARY REPORT

 




After talking about the Premier League for a while, it’s time to cross over from England to the rest of Europe, where we’ll be taking a look at the events that unfolded in the best competition on the continent, the UEFA Champions League. Ever since the competition went from group stages to a league phase, things have been very chaotic. 36 teams, of which 8 go directly to the Round of 16, while those from 9th to 24th have to play in the play-offs to see who advances and who goes out. 25th to 36th go home, lmao. On one hand, it’s a bit easier to not write a whole lot about the games, statistics, chances of advancing, etc., but on the other, waiting to write a report at the end of the first month of the New Year is very painful. Which is why, starting from the next season, the regular bi-weekly reports on the competition will return.

Something that I do want to get off my chest firstly is to say that 2026 has had quite a wild start. Politics ruining shit for everyone, destroying any possibilities of having peace for even 5 minutes, people wanting to go at each other. Sadly, these things even invade the Beautiful Game, where we gather to watch a sport to calm our minds from the depressing state that is life. Secondly, I was extremely lazy to even begin writing this report. I’m not in the holiday mood, although the festivities were amazing. I was just lazy to write anything. Even a game review that I’m working on, it’s collecting dust at the moment. But worry not. Next month is where I pull up my big boy pants and get to work.

On 27.01.2026, in which it was supposed to be a trip to France to support PAOK play against Lyon in the Europa League, 7 fans tragically lost their lives in Romania, after their minibus crashed into an oncoming truck. One of the survivors say that malfunctions within the minibus were the cause for the incident. Rest In Peace, Δικέφαλοι Αετοί (Dikéfaloi Aetoí).

Before we do start the quick report, quick ground rules. The report will be divided into 3 sections:

- The Losers

- The Undecided

- The Winners

With that being said, HERE WE GO!!!

 

ГЛЕЈ СИ ЈА ТВОЈАТА РАБОТА

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