PREMIER LEAGUE 2025/2026 DECEMBER REPORT

 

After long and exhausting 12 months of many ups and many, many downs, we’ve reached the end of 2025 and next stop is 2026. The year hasn’t been the best, if I’m being honest. Loads of bad stuff happened in it and made everyone feel anxious and uncertain for the future. From wars, to tragic accidents, to murder (and other vile things that would censor me here for just even mentioning them), 2025 was certainly a year of pain and suffering. Even in the world of football, we couldn’t escape the misery the year brought upon us. A few good, prosperous and talented footballers lost their lives this year, including Liverpool’s star Diogo Jota. Even I, a Manchester United fan, can still feel the impact of his death. He may have played for my eternal hated rival, but the young lad was a baller and was a fantastic lad overall. May he and the others rest in peace and keep on playing the ultimate sport, even in the afterlife.

On a more cheery note, we had PSG beating the ever loving shit out of Inter in the 2024-2025 UEFA Champions League final. 5-0!!! 5 FUCKING 0!!! I am married to United, but AC Milan is my best pal, and as a Rossonero: FOTTITI, INTER!!! Un mucchio di pezzi di merda blu…

I mean… United also fumbled the Europa League final against BLOODY SPURS. So there’s that as well. Okay most of the events I was going to mention here were to be comic relief moments, so they’re not that tragic.

But before we move on to the December report:

"I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football, bloody hell. But they never gave in and that's what won it."

HAPPY 84^TH BIRTHDAY, SIR ALEXANDER CHAPMAN FERGUSON!!! THE GREATEST MANAGER OF ALL TIME, SECOND TO NONE! I am really sorry we failed to win against a team that is preparing to go to League Two in the next 2 years or so. May you have a wonderful day, and may your legacy be forever of that of a CHAMPION!!!

Anyways, beginning the December report with the first game of the month...

 

PREMIER LEAGUE 2025/2026 - NOVEMBER REPORT

 

It seems remarkable that the penultimate month of the year had so many moments to spoil us with from its beginning, all the way to the end of its stay. The Champions League captured some rather unusual stuff, the World Cup qualifiers were some of the most exciting ones to date. Quite frankly. WHO DECIDES TO SHOOT FROM THE HALF WAY LINE AND PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE NET IN THE FINAL QUALIFYING MATCH FOR THE WORLD CUP???? And of course, there’s the Premier League, which at the moment, is in a state where one small mistake can be the difference between placing in the Top 5 or end up fighting for survival. The start of the season has been nothing but exciting. I haven’t seen such excitement in nearly 15 years or so. Despite Arsenal still being on the top of the table, their performance has dropped significantly, whereas Chelsea’s has improved DRASTICALLY! This was seen during the London derby on the last day of the month, when the teams played against one another, and despite the draw and with a man less in the team, Chelsea were the better team. Blimey, even the teams above Wolverhampton have a chance to escape the Relegation Zone. I don’t want to hold you out on the report any longer, so let’s jump in to see who did a YAY, and who did a NAY in the selected matches of my monthly Premier League report coverage. And I have to be very quick with it because December’s matches begin TOMORROW!!!