In my last
report, I ended my final thoughts on the month by saying that the following
month will be exciting to watch. I was very much quickly proven wrong the
moment Ipswich, Leicester and Southampton all got relegated in the following
games. One by one, they bit the dust. The newly promoted sides to the Prem got
promoted back to the Championship. It’s not surprising when things like these
happen, but it is super infuriating when they all get relegated, one by one, A
MONTH BEFORE THE SEASON ENDS!!!
Another fun fact
for this season is that Arsenal managed to finish second for the 3rd
consecutive season. Unlike the previous season, this time the 2nd
place was pretty much determined when they stumbled in February and March with
too many draws. They should add a 2 and a 3 in their name, 2 because second
place, 3 because 3 years in a row. Oh and how can we forget the classic 4!? So
for the next season, this will be Arsenal’s new name… AND LOGO!!!
The last part of
the introductory part of the April report will be about the lack of images
highlighting important moments of the games. I started using these a while ago
to make the reports look a tad bit more professional, while still keeping up
with my signature half-professional; half-vulgar style of reporting. The photos
belong to the Premier League, and the videos that are hyperlinked all belong to
the teams of the Premier League (and Champions League, when writing about that.
But only the teams that win).
Without further
ado, let us see how we can close off this disappointing month.

