Merry Christmas!
Happy Hanukkah!
I am sure everyone enjoyed the festivities with family and friends, eating wonderful meals, perhaps opening gifts… Just in general having a great time! The same thing can be said about the Premier League. This month was CRAZY! Chelsea are becoming a “serious” contender for the title race, the Top 5 is currently looking pretty exciting, and the Bottom 5 looks hilarious. Time to see which games marked the month of December in the latest report of the Premier League Monthly…
There’s quite a gap between these two.
In points, position, and QUALITY! Just because you’re not in the upper half,
doesn’t mean you are deemed of playing shit football.
Brentford humiliated Newcastle in style,
with a result of 4-2 that’s both comforting and hard earned at the same time, and
their star player Bryan Mbeumo earning the Player of the Match award. The first
30 minutes of the match were intense. Brentford opened the game with a goal in
the 8th minute with the club’s hero for the game Mbeumo. Then,
Newcastle struck back in the 11th minute with a goal from Alexander
Isak. Then in the 28th minute Yoane Wissa made it 2-1 for Brentford,
only for THAT GOAL TO BE EQUALISED 4 MINUTES LATER!!! Back and forth was the
gameplan for either side in the first half.
The second half was in Brentford’s favour,
as “The Bees” had no trouble tearing “The Magpies”, who unfortunately didn’t do
shit, and just allowed goals to go inside their net.
As it stands right now, Newcastle,
despite this loss, have been good this month and are sitting comfortably in 5th,
whilst Brentford are 12th, with average performance. Brentford do
have the fighting spirit and can do great if they keep this up…
If you take the Oxford Dictionary and
look up the definition of the words RANDOM & SHITE, you’ll find that for
both it says TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR!!!
What the hell was that fucking game???
Do I consider the end result a total
humiliation for Spurs, a missed opportunity for Liverpool? There were goals
EVERYWHERE!!!
I mean just look at the statistics image
AND the highlights. This was a wild game…
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I would normally ignore games that
involve Everton because they take so much beating to the point where your own
player, who’s on loan at Marseille, takes a shot at how bad you are. But this
is a special occasion, and the main attraction of this match were Nottingham
Forest.
Chris Wood (15th minute) and
Morgan Gibbs-White (61st minute) were the lads who won Forest’s 3
points. But they’re not the main reason why this victory is not just noteworthy,
but important for them in this season.
They’ve been playing amazing football so
far in the 24/25 season. Although they aren’t on the same level as the others,
like Arsenal, Liverpool or Chelsea for example, they sure play like them. Utilising
every single moment they can to put pressure and dominate their opponent as if
they’ve been doing like this for multiple seasons in a row. Like some sort of
champions dominating England and Europe.
In other words: they’re 2nd
on the table, with 8 points behind current leaders Liverpool. With 11 wins, 4
draws and 4 losses, they ended 2024 with a BANG!!! The spirit of Nottingham
Forest from 1978-1980 is guiding the new generation to greatness. It’s always
fun to see the underdog take home the trophy…
MANCHESTER CITY vs.MANCHESTER UNITED
Ignoring
the fact that United about to be relegated; ignoring the fact that United lost
almost all games this month; ignoring the fact that rats & mice were found
on Old Trafford; ignoring the fact the stadium is crumbling and could collapse
at any minute; ignoring how United are just a dying club; ignoring the fact
City’s month was a disaster (with only 1 win, and their form is LLLLWDLLDW),
ignoring the fact City is ALSO losing its edge and is about to fall apart,
ignoring the fact City is still on trial for those 115 charges, and ignoring
the fact both teams from MANCHESTER ARE SHITE AT THE MINUTE…
AMAD DIALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
STANDINGS
WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
ORTHODOX CHRISTMAS & ORTHODOX NEW YEAR (will be back to congratulate again)
AND SEE YOU ALL NEXT YEAR!!!
I have nothing to say to close off
December, other than wishing you all Happy Holidays!
When
in doubt, go- Wait! I think I already said that
before!
But yes! FlatOut review, next month!
Ѓорѓи „GioGio“Илиев
P.S. All images and highlights belong to the Premier League and its clubs
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