IT'S BACK BOYS!!!!!
Now that the Euros and friendlies are over, it's time to shift the focus on the more important aspect of football. The domestic leagues, cups, and most importantly, the UEFA Champions League. Originally, I was going to post only about my beloved Manchester United F.C., but after some thinking, I decided to write my reports based on an entire Matchweek. It will mostly cover the top clubs and their performance and some exceptional matches. Same will apply for the Champions League.
With that said, it's time to review the opening game of the new season between Arsenal and Brentford:
With that said, it's time to review the opening game of the new season between Arsenal and Brentford:
Are you kidding me?
ARE YOU ACTUALLY TAKING THE PISS?!?!? Arsenal have been dominated by the newly promoted Championship side Brentford, with a humiliating 2-0 defeat on the opening day of the season. Are you mental?
Worst part is, Arsenal FC were LITERALLY dominated. As if their opponents were a team of 11 dominatrix dominating the "Gunners" from start to finish. No game plan, no creativity whatsoever, and the lack of actual focus for the game definitely gave Arsenal their first defeat of the season (AND IT WAS IN THE OPENING DAY MIND YOU!!!)
Worst part is, Arsenal FC were LITERALLY dominated. As if their opponents were a team of 11 dominatrix dominating the "Gunners" from start to finish. No game plan, no creativity whatsoever, and the lack of actual focus for the game definitely gave Arsenal their first defeat of the season (AND IT WAS IN THE OPENING DAY MIND YOU!!!)
Best part of the match is, however, the win that the newcomers have achieved this Friday Night. With a good strategy, good teamwork, and good defense, "The Bees" have conquered North London and returned back to base with some sweet and delicious 3 honey points. Sergi Canós and Christian Nørgaard are the heroes for the club right now.
Mikel Arteta stood no chance against the newcomers to be FRANK.
Even their highlights title cannot hold their joy. Rightfully deserved!
But now it is time for the real main event. Saturday. Where a plethora of fixtures played out, each bringing raw emotions between fans. Joy, sadness, anger, confusion, annoyance, homicide, slaughter, destruction. Wait... Why did I even mention the last 3 though? I ain't playing Doom right now?
Oh. This is why.
YEP! This is not a joke! Manchester United have killed Leeds United. What was supposed to be a humble and a good "Roses rivalry", it ended up in a bloodbath that people in Old Trafford started floating. Poor people came here for a football match, and came back home covered in shock, disbelief and joy. After a relatively weak 1st half by United, They pulled no punches in the 2nd half and crushed their opposition.
Bruno Fernandes scored a hat trick, giving him the opportunity to take the match ball home and enjoy some nice and relaxing time with his spouse... By scoring goals against her instead of scoring with her. The young Mason Greenwood wrote his name in the scoreboard, alongside his mate Fred. And a shoutout to Pogba for being the good support that he is. 4 assists in 1 game is madness.
Oh and Luke Ayling scored a screamer. Shame the 5 goals overshadowed that lovely strike of his.
Big man Bruno is at it again. That Luke goal though!
I could mention Liverpool's win against Norwich, but it wasn't anything interesting to mention, except the fact that Salah has scored on the opening day for 5 straight consecutive years now, so that's a bonus. And they won 3-0. I'll give them props for the record and win however.
This motherfucker... I swear. Congratulations nonetheless on his achievement.
Lastly, to wrap up the week, we have Tottenham vs Manchester City. A match that in no shape or form is gonna end up in a disappointment--
The end is near...
SPURS HAVE BEATEN THE PREVIOUS YEAR'S CHAMPIONS!!!
Okay I may have over exaggerated that statement. My bad.
But it's still surprising that City lost its opening game against Spurs. From what was a bare bones game overall, Spurs managed to get a win with a goal from Son in the 55th minute with an assist from Steven Bergwjn. Talk about a way to end the Matchweek.
Quite the shambolic match, I must say. Regardless, a win is a win.
The current standing of the League.
That will wrap up Week 1 of the 2021/22 season. It just started, but with games such as the one with BREvsARS and MUNvsLEE, I have a feeling the season may be a wacky one.
As for United, just because we won, it doesn't mean we get to celebrate early. We have a long journey ahead of us. FA Cup, EFL Cup, Champions League (and I pray I don't have to start writing about the Europa League), it will be a season to show everyone that United has returned and that they are tired of being mocked by everyone. #GGMU
Until next time...
Lord Slayer
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