THE ULTIMATE DOOM

 Standing alone, at the HANGAR, AT DOOM'S GATE, with my buddies all dead, I have a feeling this is not a normal attack. As I enter through, I see dead people. I could not believe it. Some of them killed, most of them turned into zombies. Somehow, I managed to pull through and kill them for real this time. As I was ready to go to the NUCLEAR PLANT,I could hear some sounds. No, more like singing. Few marines were there, turned into zombies but it wasn’t that. When I picked up some serious arsenal, I instantly noticed a few imps trying to attack me. They were making those weird noises. They were singing the song of their people a.k.a. THE IMP’S SONG. After murdering everything in my sight, I went on to the next place where the attack was being held. The TOXIN REFINERY. Walking through its DARK HALLS, I encountered more Imps, former marines, and a pig- gorilla sort of demon. There was no other way of doing it. The only way to do it is to fucking do it, but this place had a secret that was definitely noticeable but hard to reach, so I wasted 6 minutes of my life trying to find a way to get in. And where did it take me? To a bloody MILITARY BASE, that’s where. Any who, this place was tricky as far as I remember. Plenty of demons to fight, ton of ammo and pickups, but most importantly, it was HIDING THE SECRETS. Most of them weren’t something special. It was toxic waste, nothing more nothing less.

Next, oh boy, where I last heard the Executive officer’s message before his death, was in the COMMAND CONTROL. The place that was once clean and likeable (for some reasons), now was full of guts and blood from the corpses of the dead (both humans and demons). It seems the demons know how to cook, but there is only one KITCHEN ACE on this planet (Which is Mars)…ME!!!!!

Next location will be retold in a few words…PHOBOS LAB, SUSPENSE… ’nuff said. Then I entered into some strange base, more likely, the CENTRAL PROCESSING sector, ON THE HUNT for some demon meat, and of course finding out what was going on. It was all going well and dandy, until I went into the COMPUTER STATION and realized that I wasn’t kicking ass, but instead I was in more trouble than ever. They were onto me. To clear things out, DEMONS ON THE PREY is not fun at all. And then it hit me. While RIPPING AND TEARING the demons and the former humans, I realized this wasn’t a typical alien invasion. This was more serious than I thought. When I reached the end of Phobos…I just … lost it. The whole place was full of ANOMALY. This was a clear SIGN OF EVIL and I was KNEE-DEEP IN THE DEAD. Next what happened was just surreal. Millions of demons and specters. And to top it all off, two bloody Barons from Hell. Rocket Launcher is clearly a good friend of mine. After a vicious long battle with these satanic creatures, a portal appeared. I took it and I was attacked.

Instead of getting killed at that dark place, I was saved by an angel. This angel was a Seraphim to be precise. It saved my life and gave me additional power and speed. Then it send me back to the battlefield. This time at Mars’ second moon, Deimos, where the Devil’s army turned the moon into a strip club (okay, a resurrection temple of some sort) and told me that my job wasn’t finished. Without much hesitation, I rose up from the ground and saw the ANOMALY of DEIMOS. And then lots of unholy creatures were in front of me. And guess what I did, heh, I SAWED THE DEMONS. It was simple, yet fun. The CONTAIMENT AREA, where my carnage continued, was full of useless boxes and cool pen drawings from some dude named Adrian. Mostly were demons, but man, THE DEMONS FROM ADRIAN’S PEN were more awesome than the garbage I had to deal with. Again what’s with Imps, I was hoping for some fallen angels or something like that, not these little brown pieces of… Sorry, forgive my language, I just couldn’t take it… Next stop, REFINERY * INTERMISSION FROM DOOM*. Moving along, I entered the LAB of DEIMOS and this time I started to hear voices saying: “THEY’RE GOING TO GET YOU”. Must’ve been my imagination cause it was the other way around.

The SUPSENSE was growing once I entered the COMMAND CONTROL since you know, the whole moon was 75% demonic and full of evil. Again, this place led me to a FORTRESS full of MYSTERY. UNTITLED since it beginning, I continued to Brutalize them demons. Few moments later, the SINISTER HALLS OF THE DAMMNED were savage, but survivable, if you have the courage. Next on the line was a lab that was SPAWNING VATS and yes, they were full of toxic. This place is where everyone was united and were having THE WALTZ OF THE DEMONS which just happened to be crushed by moi. When I found the main teleport, I was quickly thrown into the TOWER OF BABEL (couldn’t the Fallen One come up with a better name) which was nearly completed. I forgot to mention when I woke up on THE SHORES OF HELL, it was barely noticeable, but as time passed, well it became this. Going outdoors was a bad idea because NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT ID!!!!! That ID was a huge monster that my great-grandfather fought in WWII known as the Harbinger. Now upgraded with weapons and other arsenal, it was known as the Cyberdemon- Hell’s most powerful warrior. Now I apologize about swearing, but powerful my ass. It died in just 5 seconds.

After my VICTORY celebration, I climbed to the top to see where I was. And to let you guys know, I never killed a human nor I did any horrible deeds. I’m saying this because I was in Hell.

*Dante’s INFERNO intensifies*

Anyways, the place of where I jumped into a place called MOUTH FOR WAR and had a sign that said to all entities to HELL KEEP into their hearts. I had no idea what was going on and started to terrorize everything. All of this have led me to some SLOUGH OF DESPAIR. I was guided by an angel this time to get out of this trash hole. Her name was DONNA I think and she literally came TO THE RESCUE. As I reached another teleport, I got transferred into a PANDEMONIUM. Now I was DEEP INTO THE CODE. Along the way, my slaughter was brought to an actually interesting place that was later named the HOUSE OF PAIN and went inside a CATHREDAL full of UNHOLLINESS, which then lead me to MOUNTAIN EREBUS and then to a WARREN. Senseless killing included. After this bizarre mini adventure, I was into LIMBO. Completely lost. That was until I found the capital city of Hell. And here’s a short description for it: What is DIS? And there it was. The mastermind that planned out the invasion, Satan’s pet. Here’s a hint: It has eight legs. I was, I kid you not, FACING THE SPIDER. It wasn’t a real one though, it was brain on legs. I nearly got killed this time but thanks to my BFG (BIG FUCKING GUN) 9000, I destroyed it and the capital. Then, a miracle happened. A portal was opened which led back to earth. Home at last, or was it… When I got back, it wasn’t a pleasant view. It was a NIGHTMARE! Not only that but my Daisy, my SWEET LITTLE BUNNY, was DEAD. It was at this point where my life flashed right in front of my eyes: At first I said I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE when I came to the military, then I was telling my superior officers HEY NOT TO ROUGH, but that all changed to HURT ME PLENTY (this is not some fetish by the way). And before I got transferred to Mars for killing my commander for ordering me to fire on civilians for no reasons, I was an ULTRA-VIOLENCE made flesh. It was decided…Satan is going to pay for bringing HELL ON EARTH once and for all and I knew this was messed up, but since I was already a demon killing machine, I found this satisfying. Also, I felt that God himself ordered me to fight them and I knew He would help me along the way, because it wasn’t the time for the Revelation just yet, I just wanted to kick, well you know who’s ass…

I am too lazy to tell you about my crusade when I started to spread FEAR to everyone so this part will be told in eight excerpts from King James’ translation of The Bible. Enjoy I guess :

*Proverbs 15:24 - The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from HELL BENEATH

*Psalm 139:22 - I hate them with PERFECT HATRED: I count them mine enemies

*Matthew 13:49 - So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and SEVER THE WICKED from among the just

*James 3:8 - But the tongue can no man tame; it is an UNRULY EVIL, full of deadly poison

*Luke 16:30 - And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, THEY WILL REPENT

*Psalm 139:20 - For they speak AGAINST THEE WICKEDLY, and thine enemies take thy name in vain

*Revelation 6:8 - And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, AND HELL FOLLOWED with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth

*Proverbs 5:9 - Lest thou give thine honour unto others, and thy years UNTO THE CRUEL

THE END…

Lord Slayer