Standing alone, at the HANGAR, AT DOOM'S
GATE, with my buddies all dead, I have a feeling this is not a normal attack. As I
enter through, I see dead people. I could not believe it. Some of them killed, most
of them turned into zombies. Somehow, I managed to pull through and kill them for
real this time. As I was ready to
go to the NUCLEAR PLANT,I could hear some sounds. No, more like singing. Few
marines were there, turned into zombies but it wasn’t that. When I picked up
some serious arsenal, I instantly noticed a few imps trying to attack me. They
were making those weird noises. They were singing the song of their people
a.k.a. THE IMP’S SONG. After murdering everything in my sight, I went on to the
next place where the attack was being held. The TOXIN REFINERY. Walking through
its DARK HALLS, I encountered more Imps, former marines, and a pig- gorilla
sort of demon. There was no other way of doing it. The only way to do it is to
fucking do it, but this place had a secret that was definitely noticeable but
hard to reach, so I wasted 6 minutes of my life trying to find a way to get in.
And where did it take me? To a bloody MILITARY BASE, that’s where. Any who,
this place was tricky as far as I remember. Plenty of demons to fight, ton of
ammo and pickups, but most importantly, it was HIDING THE SECRETS. Most of them
weren’t something special. It was toxic waste, nothing more nothing less.
Next, oh boy, where I
last heard the Executive officer’s message before his death, was in the COMMAND
CONTROL. The place that was once clean and likeable (for some reasons), now was
full of guts and blood from the corpses of the dead (both humans and demons).
It seems the demons know how to cook, but there is only one KITCHEN ACE on this
planet (Which is Mars)…ME!!!!!
Next location will be retold in a few words…PHOBOS LAB, SUSPENSE… ’nuff said.
Then I entered into some strange base, more likely, the CENTRAL PROCESSING
sector, ON THE HUNT for some demon meat, and of course finding out what was
going on. It was all going well and dandy, until I went into the COMPUTER
STATION and realized that I wasn’t kicking ass, but instead I was in more
trouble than ever. They were onto me. To clear things out, DEMONS ON THE PREY
is not fun at all. And then it hit me. While RIPPING AND TEARING the demons and
the former humans, I realized this wasn’t a typical alien invasion. This was
more serious than I thought. When I reached the end of Phobos…I just … lost it.
The whole place was full of ANOMALY. This was a clear SIGN OF EVIL and I was
KNEE-DEEP IN THE DEAD. Next what happened was just surreal. Millions of demons
and specters. And to top it all off, two bloody Barons from Hell. Rocket
Launcher is clearly a good friend of mine. After a vicious long battle with
these satanic creatures, a portal appeared. I took it and I was attacked.
Instead of getting
killed at that dark place, I was saved by an angel. This angel was a Seraphim
to be precise. It saved my life and gave me additional power and speed. Then it
send me back to the battlefield. This time at Mars’ second moon, Deimos, where
the Devil’s army turned the moon into a strip club (okay, a resurrection temple
of some sort) and told me that my job wasn’t finished. Without much hesitation,
I rose up from the ground and saw the ANOMALY of DEIMOS. And then lots of
unholy creatures were in front of me. And guess what I did, heh, I SAWED THE
DEMONS. It was simple, yet fun. The CONTAIMENT AREA, where my carnage
continued, was full of useless boxes and cool pen drawings from some dude named
Adrian. Mostly were demons, but man, THE DEMONS FROM ADRIAN’S PEN were more
awesome than the garbage I had to deal with. Again what’s with Imps, I was
hoping for some fallen angels or something like that, not these little brown
pieces of… Sorry, forgive my language, I just couldn’t take it… Next stop,
REFINERY * INTERMISSION FROM DOOM*.
Moving along, I entered the LAB of DEIMOS and this time I started to hear
voices saying: “THEY’RE GOING TO GET YOU”. Must’ve been my imagination cause it
was the other way around.
The SUPSENSE was growing once I entered the COMMAND CONTROL since you know, the
whole moon was 75% demonic and full of evil. Again, this place led me to a
FORTRESS full of MYSTERY. UNTITLED since it beginning, I continued to Brutalize
them demons. Few moments later, the SINISTER HALLS OF THE DAMMNED were savage,
but survivable, if you have the courage. Next on the line was a lab that was
SPAWNING VATS and yes, they were full of toxic. This place is where everyone
was united and were having THE WALTZ OF THE DEMONS which just happened to be
crushed by moi. When I found the main teleport, I was quickly thrown into the
TOWER OF BABEL (couldn’t the Fallen One come up with a better name) which was
nearly completed. I forgot to mention when I woke up on THE SHORES OF HELL, it
was barely noticeable, but as time passed, well it became this. Going outdoors
was a bad idea because NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT ID!!!!! That ID was a huge monster
that my great-grandfather fought in WWII known as the Harbinger. Now upgraded
with weapons and other arsenal, it was known as the Cyberdemon- Hell’s most
powerful warrior. Now I apologize about swearing, but powerful my ass. It died
in just 5 seconds.
After my VICTORY celebration, I climbed to the top to see where I was. And to
let you guys know, I never killed a human nor I did any horrible deeds. I’m
saying this because I was in Hell.
*Dante’s INFERNO
intensifies*
Anyways, the place of
where I jumped into a place called MOUTH FOR WAR and had a sign that said to
all entities to HELL KEEP into their hearts. I had no idea what was going on
and started to terrorize everything. All of this have led me to some SLOUGH OF
DESPAIR. I was guided by an angel this time to get out of this trash hole. Her
name was DONNA I think and she literally came TO THE RESCUE. As I reached
another teleport, I got transferred into a PANDEMONIUM. Now I was DEEP INTO THE
CODE. Along the way, my slaughter was brought to an actually interesting place
that was later named the HOUSE OF PAIN and went inside a CATHREDAL full of
UNHOLLINESS, which then lead me to MOUNTAIN EREBUS and then to a WARREN.
Senseless killing included. After this bizarre mini adventure, I was into
LIMBO. Completely lost. That was until I found the capital city of Hell. And
here’s a short description for it: What is DIS? And there it was. The
mastermind that planned out the invasion, Satan’s pet. Here’s a hint: It has
eight legs. I was, I kid you not, FACING THE SPIDER. It wasn’t a real one
though, it was brain on legs. I nearly got killed this time but thanks to my
BFG (BIG FUCKING GUN) 9000, I destroyed it and the capital. Then, a miracle
happened. A portal was opened which led back to earth. Home at last, or was it…
When I got back, it wasn’t a pleasant view. It was a NIGHTMARE! Not only that
but my Daisy, my SWEET LITTLE BUNNY, was DEAD. It was at this point where my
life flashed right in front of my eyes: At first I said I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE
when I came to the military, then I was telling my superior officers HEY NOT TO
ROUGH, but that all changed to HURT ME PLENTY (this is not some fetish by the
way). And before I got transferred to Mars for killing my commander for
ordering me to fire on civilians for no reasons, I was an ULTRA-VIOLENCE made
flesh. It was decided…Satan is going to pay for bringing HELL ON EARTH once and
for all and I knew this was messed up, but since I was already a demon killing
machine, I found this satisfying. Also, I felt that God himself ordered me to
fight them and I knew He would help me along the way, because it wasn’t the
time for the Revelation just yet, I just wanted to kick, well you know who’s
ass…
I am too lazy to tell you about my crusade when I started to spread FEAR to
everyone so this part will be told in eight excerpts from King James’
translation of The Bible. Enjoy I guess :
*Proverbs 15:24 - The
way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from HELL BENEATH
*Psalm 139:22 - I hate
them with PERFECT HATRED: I count them mine enemies
*Matthew 13:49 - So
shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and SEVER THE
WICKED from among the just
*James 3:8 - But the
tongue can no man tame; it is an UNRULY EVIL, full of deadly poison
*Luke 16:30 - And he
said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, THEY WILL
REPENT
*Psalm 139:20 - For
they speak AGAINST THEE WICKEDLY, and thine enemies take thy name in vain
*Revelation 6:8 - And
I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, AND
HELL FOLLOWED with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of
the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the
beasts of the earth
*Proverbs 5:9 - Lest
thou give thine honour unto others, and thy years UNTO THE CRUEL
THE END…
Lord Slayer
