Wednesday, 1 April 2026

ГЛЕЈ СИ ЈА ТВОЈАТА РАБОТА

 

Credit: Pixabay/CC0 Public Domain



Људи! Људи! Вратио се Шиме!

Аман бре синко, не извади од памет бре!

Од такт не извади бре, синко! Зарем така ли се нагласува дека си дошол дома?

Аман бре, луѓе! Само се вадите од такт кога ќе дојдам тука. На што личи ова, само да се вадаите од памет. Војници подобро ќе реагираат него ли вие.

Ај иди остај работите и пресоблечи се, па кажи ни како си помина денес на школо. Не седи овде да не ти се усмрдат работите.

Дур идеш накај соба, земи го легенот што е во дневна и однеси го во соба и спреми си ги алиштата.

Оф тешко мене, со каква фамилија живеам...

Tuesday, 31 March 2026

PREMIER LEAGUE 2025/2026 MONTHLY REPORT - MARCH

 




I would’ve done this a whole lot sooner, but real life problems and the bloody sucker punch of realisation that there won’t be any proper football until the middle of April made me slack off a whole lot for this report. So sorry for that. Let us see who is first for the report of March…

 

Friday, 20 March 2026

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2025 - 2026 ROUND OF 16 SUMMARY REPORT

 




This season’s round of 16 was a bit of a downer, in all honesty. Most of the matches were mediocre, and the amount of goals scored wasn’t much fun. Most had predicted long before who would make it into the quarters, so that’s another layer of the disappointment that it was this season’s Round of 16. Some lucky people had even guessed the final results for almost all games.

Overall it was just a sub-par set of matches that an epic introduction isn’t even needed. I’m going to dive straight into the reporting starting with Arsenal and Leverkusen’s games.

 

Thursday, 5 March 2026

ВРЕДЕШЕ! АПСОЛУТНО ВРЕДЕШЕ!

 




Првиот чекор е секогаш најтешкиот,

Се чини дека душата ти излегува,

Страдањата се големи,

А болките уште поголеми.


Sunday, 1 March 2026

PREMIER LEAGUE 2025/2026 MONTHLY REPORT - FEBRUARY

 




Unlike the UEFA Champions League, the Premier League closed off February with a MOTHERFUCKING BANG!!! Saturday’s matches (28.02.2026) especially were unbelievably incredible. Loads of goals and action from all the games, with Liverpool’s 5-2 win over West Ham being the highlight of that particular day (we drew to these fuckers, by the way). On top of that, Wolves actually started to play football. It seems ever since their draw against United in late December, they’ve started to play football. TOO BAD THE MIDWAY POINT OF THE SEASON IS GONE AND WE’RE ENTERING THE FINAL THIRD OF THE 2025/2026 SEASON!!! They didn’t manage to break Derby County’s record, at least. The teams in the top 6 are also an interesting bunch, with a certain team aiming to bottle it yet again. It is time to see which matches of the month were noteworthy in our monthly report of the Premier League…

 

Friday, 27 February 2026

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2025 - 2026 PLAY-OFFS REPORT

 



The UEFA Champions League Play-Offs have just concluded 2 days ago, and today, the draft for the Round of 16 just got announced, with some teams feeling happy, some feeling sad, and some have already started packing their bags for home. I’m not going to lie: the Play-Offs were VERY subpar in terms of quality. You may be wondering why I’m saying this, but given how many incidents and red cards occurred in both legs, you’ll understand my point of view. With that being said, let’s start off with our first Play-Off match…

Wednesday, 18 February 2026

BAD MOJO REVIEW




 Developer: Pulse Entertainment

Publishers: Acclaim Entertainment (Original) ; Got Game Entertainment (Redux)

Release dates - Original: 23-02-1996 (US) & 27-04-1996 (UK); Redux: 09-12-2004 (US) & 08-06-2007 (EU)

Platforms: PC

Genre: Adventure

Mode: Single-player





The history of adventure games is long and very rich. What started off as a silly little genre in the 70s through text-based games, in which you read the scenario and then type out a single word or a sentence to advance the story or action, to an experience that rivals, or may even surpass films and tv series. But it seems that no matter how much time passes, or through how many other evolutions this genre will go through, the 90s is the era where these games truly reached the height of innovation and entertainment. The point and click adventure games thrived in this era. With colourful graphics, delightful or atmospheric music, and with just enough puzzle solving that would glue its players to the big ol’ CRT monitor for hours on end. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, Monkey Island, Leisure Suit Larry, and probably tons more out there thrived in this era. These games brought so much on the table that not only adventure games, but video games as a whole follow some of their examples to be more entertaining and fun to play. Hell, I went through one tough adventure in an attempt to obtain the greatest sidearm in the history of mankind in Battlefield 1. I had to do Morse code, watch patterns, go to different locations. But it was worth it and I owe it all to this genre of video games. Mainly Tomb Raider, since those games are riddled with adventurous puzzles waiting to be solved with wit, wisdom, calmness and LOADS OF BULLETS!!!

Another topic that is connected with adventure games, although longer in duration than said genre, but just as influential and ever evolving, is of course… THE GOD DAMN COCKROACH!!!

Now hear me out. A normal person would write letters to the world leaders asking to nuke the planet once they see one of these creatures speedrunning in their house. And for a good reason: They’re disgusting, they always live in the trash or unclean parts of the house/building, they go after your food, they’re hard sons of bitches to kill, and they fly (only when they feel like it) and multiply better than rabbits. The real kicker is that this behaviour of theirs has turned them, in my own opinion, into apex survivors. They can survive artillery strikes, their immune system is the best in nature, their milk is REALLY strong, and are good for pulling a prank on your wife when she least expects it. Another pro I can point out is that when they’re wandering around, they end up in the darkest of places. The memories that belong to us, someone else, or some place. They will uncover secret memories, but never reveal them to anyone… Probably because they got annihilated whilst trying to escape the boot, broom or whatever was found to use it as a weapon on them. 

You may be wondering, how on earth did I manage to combine two completely different things in today’s topic and somehow end up saying they have a lot in common? If the icon and cover art didn’t give it away, then you are obviously blind to what is in front of you. But do not hate nor fear yourself, for that is who you are. Running away won’t solve your inner problems…

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